Episode 210 - Ultron's Back

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

What's going on, Internet? The Black Wukong here, aka TBH, and to be honest, I'd like to welcome everybody back to the Gaming Illuminaughty Podcast. We are the Enlightened Gamers, and you're now tuned in to episode 210 If you're watching the video version of the show at youtube.com/giupdates, know this show is available on Apple, Spotify, Amazon, and all other major podcast platforms. If you're watching on Apple or Spotify, please rate the show five stars. And if you're watching on YouTube, please hit the like button, then the hype button, because when you hit that hype button, that'll bring in new viewers, will appear on YouTube's new hype charts. Follow the podcast on social media. We drop content over there. We're available on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, Discord, Facebook, and everything else in between. Our handle on most platforms is at GI Updates, with the exception being Facebook, which is facebook.com/gipodcast.

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Now allow me to introduce you to my co-host, the first of which thought my wizards would be paying that $200 million bill for four points and six files in the playoffs, but he ended up right back at home with the Pistons. Ethos, say what up to the people.

SPEAKER_2 (1:20)

Yeah, fuck him. I hope he we trade him. I don't want to miss you a long time. I stand on it. I told you like last season as I want him gone.

He's got a lot to prove this year. If he doesn't prove that he's gotten better, then we don't want him. I want him gone.

Justin Gates (1:33)

I get it, man. Five, though. Five years, so.

SPEAKER_1 (1:35)

Guaranteed.

Justin Gates (1:36)

Let some crazy happen. He's standing for a long call, buddy.

SPEAKER_2 (1:39)

Trade him.

SPEAKER_1 (1:40)

Trade him. It changed the conversation of the franchise because opening day, he's probably going to get booed. And then on top of that.

SPEAKER_2 (1:45)

Oh, he's definitely going to get booed.

SPEAKER_1 (1:46)

On top of that, every time he has a bad game, they're going to be like, they're going to bring it up.

SPEAKER_4 (1:51)

Yeah, it gets talked to.

SPEAKER_2 (1:53)

He's got to play good. He's got to improve immediately. You know, immediately improve, you know, they're going to call him trash. And now if he gets good, they're going to be like, okay, I guess maybe he was worth the money. Like, yeah.

Justin Gates (2:02)

It's a lose-lose for him. It's a lose-lose. Get your money, man. You didn't fumble like the end of Schroder. That's all I know.

SPEAKER_2 (2:08)

Yeah. Everyone was like, why are you being... He should have just took it and just called it a day. This wouldn't even have been a big problem if he had just...

SPEAKER_1 (2:13)

But he held out. Yeah. Shia, the Jalen Durant.

SPEAKER_2 (2:17)

No, no, no, no. No shout out to him.

Justin Gates (2:20)

He's gonna get my shout out.

SPEAKER_2 (2:24)

Shout out to Cade.

SPEAKER_1 (2:25)

Shout out to Cade.

Justin Gates (2:27)

Durant's gotta earn it.

SPEAKER_1 (2:29)

Oh my goodness. And my second co-host is the only one who actually played anything new this past week. And somehow that's a bad thing. Ms. 5000, what's your thought to the people?

SPEAKER_4 (2:40)

You're gonna find out when we talk about it. You will find out why. It might not be what you were expecting as to why I'm like, damn, I wish I didn't play this demo.

SPEAKER_1 (2:49)

Okay, and last but not least is the man I predict will die the most in our upcoming co-op run for Gears of War E-Day. We're gonna have to schedule some playdates because we're all grown men with our own lives because we're gonna be playing it on the hardest difficulty. UTX, I put you on the don. Say what up to the people.

Justin Gates (3:06)

Hey man, I was a legend in Gears, man. Come on, I played the hardest difficulty. I ain't go down like that now. We gonna see, because I know you gonna be clocking now that you said that. So we shall see, buddy.

On another note, I would have came in here upset, but the Rams squeaked out a win against the Eagles. So all the silly Eagles fans are pissed today, but they all expected it. So they just handed the excuses, but I did my reverse psychology and we ended up winning. So we beat our demon, we beat our NFL demon, but we gotta get it together. We gotta get it together. And apparently I went viral on Twitter again. I don't know how.