Ep. 602 - FIGHT, ESKIMO BROTHER, or CRUISE: Marvel & DC Superheroes Edition!

Matt Lavelle (0:00)

Well, hello, you filthy animals, and welcome to another episode of The Working Perspectives Podcast, presents for Doing It to Your List. This is episode 602 of The Working Perspectives Podcast. I'm Matt Lavelle, accompanied tonight by Le Schmigle, The Picklebar King, Liam Reese, Jalen Dubb, Justine Richardson, and Bernie Beaters, a wife-beating wearing Bernie, Bern Pockesee. You're looking strong, dude. Love it. Tonight, on the show, we're playing another version of MFK, except tonight, we're doing Fight, Eskimo Brother or Sister, and Cruise, with everyone's favorite superheroes. Super excited to get this thing started.

Play the theme song.

Justin Richardson (1:57)

I'll give extra credit point to anybody who can tell me the name of the artist who sings that song.

Bern Pocketsy (2:02)

Fine Young Cannibal saw them live in Dublin, Ireland.

Justin Richardson (2:06)

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. You saw them live in Dublin, Ireland.

Bern Pocketsy (2:12)

Yep, free tickets. I went on a trip.

Justin Richardson (2:14)

No, no, no. You flew to Ireland to see the Fine Young Cannibal.

Bern Pocketsy (2:20)

I flew to Ireland on a school trip over the summer, and the guy from the Fine Young Cannibal was trying to bang the 24-year-old Spanish teacher and said, oh, bring the kids to the show. And then she brought like 25 of us.

Liam Reese (2:34)

And we sat on the front row.

Matt Lavelle (2:36)

How was the Spanish teacher?

Bern Pocketsy (2:40)

Senora was tight. Yeah, Senora was tight.

Matt Lavelle (2:42)

Was everyone trying to, you know, stick to their chubut?

Bern Pocketsy (2:46)

She was like 23 I was like 17 Everybody on the entire trip was. And but Fine Young Cannibal is one of the few cassette tapes my mom had in her car. So I was very, very familiar with. She drives me crazy and good.

Justin Richardson (2:59)

This is a B side, but don't worry, they're not going to close with this.

Bern Pocketsy (3:02)

Yeah, exactly. I had too much fun. In fact, this probably would prevent me. One of many things preventing me from getting laid is my fine young cannibals knowledge.

Justin Richardson (3:10)

So this kid won't shut the fuck up about the fine young cannibals.

Matt Lavelle (3:13)

All right, here we go.

All righty. So tonight on the show, we're playing Fight, Eskimo Brother, Sister and Cruise. You get so this is what's going to happen. One person is going to be picked and then we're all going to select a superhero for them to divvy up. We got Marvel and DC superheroes here. Super excited for this. So Jalen Dobb, you will be the first victim tonight. So Ben B and Schmink.

Bern Pocketsy (3:40)

Can we just say really quick, Fight means you have to fight this person. To the death. Cruise means you have to go on a year long standard carnival or Norwegian or Disney Cruise or whatever and share a cabin with this person the entire time.

And the Eskimo Brother or Sister part is you do have to find out this person has previously had sexual relations with your significant other.

Matt Lavelle (4:04)

Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. I kind of am digging Eskimo Bro slash Sis. I think we should keep that around. I'm really liking that one. All right. Awesome stuff. Because I'll tell you, if you get a Hulk in there, buddy.

SPEAKER_5 (4:21)

Yeah, like Luke Cage smash your girl before you get in there, dude. Fucking game over.

Matt Lavelle (4:27)

Sorry, bub. All right. So here we go.

Ben Deedy and Schmig Daddy pick one out for old JDubski and let's have it. I'll do mine first. I will go with the green arrow.

SPEAKER_5 (4:41)

Classy Oliver Queen. There he is.

I will do.

Matt Lavelle (4:50)

Do you need me to scroll down?

Liam Reese (4:51)

Yeah, scroll down.

Matt Lavelle (4:54)

Scroll and scroll and scroll and.

SPEAKER_5 (4:57)

Jarax, the destroyer of Pussy.

Liam Reese (5:02)

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_5 (5:03)

He's like middle row right next to right there. You just pass him.

Matt Lavelle (5:07)

Go back, go back. Why do I suck at this so much?

SPEAKER_5 (5:11)

Oh, right here.

Matt Lavelle (5:13)

OK, I do. I am so bad at finding these cunts.

All right, Bern, who do you got? You slick diggity.

Bern Pocketsy (5:21)

Does it have to be Marvel in DC? Can it be an image character?

Liam Reese (5:25)

I mean, as long as I know who they are. All right.

Bern Pocketsy (5:27)

Well, my guess is going to be Spawn.

Justin Richardson (5:30)

Oh, OK. Yeah, I know who Spawn is.