Ep. 597 - Top 10 GREATEST Moments in Philadelphia Eagles History!

Matt Lavelle (0:00)

Well, hello, you filthy animals, and welcome to another episode of the Working Perspectives Podcast Presents Beat the Bros. I'm Matt Lavelle, accompanied tonight by the Picklebar Prince, the Pumpernix Pulverizer, the one and only Liam Harris.

And then I'm joined again by his royal dubness, his heir dub, the one and only Jalen dub, Justine Richard's son, and his butt is hurt and his butt gets hurt. It's Butt Hurt Burn, Pod Casey.

Justin Richards (0:35)

My butt's great.

Matt Lavelle (0:36)

Tonight on the show, Butt Hurt Burn and myself are gonna be trying to guess the top 10 Philadelphia Eagles moments of all time.

Justin Richards (0:44)

Good stuff.

Matt Lavelle (0:45)

Is it?

Who knows what he's gonna do? Then we're gonna be guessing an athlete from Old Butt Hurt. We got 20 questions to do so. I got some news stories that we gotta guess the good bits out of, and then we're gonna start with everyone's new favorite segment. This is episode 597 of the Working Perspectives Podcast. Play the theme song.

Jalen Dubski! It is now time for your new favorite segment. What?

Jalen Richards (2:16)

What are we gonna?

Justin Richards (2:17)

Oh. Fresh Cakes.

Matt Lavelle (2:18)

J-Dub's segment. All right, J-Dub, what's your segment?

Jalen Richards (2:23)

It's not Hot Takes, it's Fresh Cakes. Can I get Fresh Cakes?

Justin Richards (2:26)

J-Dub's Fresh Cakes.

Jalen Richards (2:27)

Fresh Cakes.

I'm gonna keep it short and simple, boys. Phil Collins better than Billy Joel.

Matt Lavelle (2:35)

You're out of your goddamn pea brain. You're a pea brain. Your brain is a pea.

It's a pea. It's a puddle of piss.

Jalen Richards (2:44)

Now look, I know that you coming back to me is against all odds, and those are the odds I have to face, but take a look at me now.

Matt Lavelle (2:52)

Listen, only the good die young, you're not dead, okay? You're in a New York state of mind, and I'm moving out, all right? You may be right, I may be crazy, but you're always a woman to me, you uptown girl.

Jalen Richards (3:05)

So you, you like Billy Joel better because you're an easy lover, all right?

Matt Lavelle (3:12)

Oh, you're a river of dreams, you are.

Jalen Richards (3:14)

You could take me home, because I can't remember.

Now, how many times do I have to say that I'm sorry? Phil Collins, first of all, the Widow's Peak, the mullet, the drumming, the singing.

Matt Lavelle (3:28)

We're going by appearance? A Jufro doesn't fucking do it? He scored Brinkley with the Jufro.

Jalen Richards (3:34)

Full Tarzan soundtrack, full soundtrack to a Disney movie.

Matt Lavelle (3:38)

He has one song on the Tarzan soundtrack.

SPEAKER_5 (3:40)

He has one song.

Jalen Richards (3:41)

He did the whole soundtrack. That's a complete lie. It's a fallacy.

Matt Lavelle (3:45)

What's OK? What's the what other than one song is there on there?

Jalen Richards (3:50)

I'm not here to pick out songs from the Tarzan soundtrack.

Matt Lavelle (3:53)

So he had, he did the song You'll Be In My Heart from the flop Tarzan. It was a flop, right? Which also starred Rosie O'Donnell. Please continue. Turn the lights back on. Are you sleeping with the television on? I mean, she's got a way about her.

I'm not the stranger. Maybe you are.

Liam Harris (4:14)

I don't know.

Matt Lavelle (4:15)

Scandinavian skies.

Liam Harris (4:18)

Are we going to argue over who's better, like Whitney Houston or Diana Ross next? It's like to me, like, I do not care. It's like the same thing. You know what I mean? Like Billy Joel and fucking what was the other guy? They're the same person.

Jalen Richards (4:34)

Phil Collins.

Liam Harris (4:35)

Phil Collins. It's the same thing, dude.

Jalen Richards (4:38)

It is just it is just like your alcoholic father. What did he get better?

Liam Harris (4:43)

Yes.

Jalen Richards (4:44)

And mine was Genesis.

Matt Lavelle (4:46)

I think I mean, yeah, I mean, the boss, I think everyone would, you know.

Justin Richards (4:51)

My dad was a big, big traveling Woolberries guy.

Jalen Richards (4:57)

But you have a little bit of class. Yeah, dude, Springsteen dad stinks.

Justin Richards (5:00)

Actually, I'll choose my what the fuck?

Matt Lavelle (5:03)

I think my which one of your dads listen to Springsteen, Justin, you have seven of them.

Jalen Richards (5:09)

None of them, yo. Springsteen stinks.

Matt Lavelle (5:11)

Springsteen does not stink, you fucking slut.

Justin Richards (5:14)

He does not.

Liam Harris (5:15)

Again, same, same difference. You know what I mean? Like what?