Ep. 596 - Marry, Sleep With, Cruise! 🚢 Male Celebrity Edition

Matt Lavelle (0:00)

Well, hello, you filthy animals, and welcome to another episode of the Working Perspectives Podcast, doing a tier list. I'm Matt Lavelle. I'm coming tonight by the one and only Prince of Dub, Jalen Dub, Justine Adichardson, the Picklebar Bandit, the Pumpernic Slayer, the one and only Liam Leshmigli-Reese, and the guy with the biggest butt hurt that's ever been hurt of any butt, Butt Hurt Burn Podcast. Tonight, it's episode 596 of the Working Perspectives Podcast, and we got a doozy. We're going to throw in some comments and talk about that. Then we're going to be playing Mary, F, and Cruise with our favorite male celebrities, and it's going to be great. So let's get this thing started. Play the theme song.

So our first comment comes off of last Friday's episode, we were ranking the wire characters. It is from at Broderick Brown-D6C.

Broderick Brown slash D6C. And he just said, 100% agree, he's the worst. And I hope he's talking about Herc, because he was the worst.

Justin Ripson (2:24)

Yeah.

Matt Lavelle (2:25)

But he also could have been talking about Kennard. He could have been talking about Kennard, and he could have been talking about the guy, I think his name was Rashad, that ran around trying to beat up Bubbles. Those were the three worst.

No, Rashad was his boy.

Justin Ripson (2:39)

Rashad was the boy, he was teaching how to read.

Matt Lavelle (2:41)

Well, no, what was it? Did we figure out the name of the guy? And I thought it was Rashad was the name of the guy.

Liam Rees (2:50)

Rashad was the name of the kid, he was like trying to teach how to read.

Matt Lavelle (2:55)

Oh, I thought his name was Rashad. All right. Well, either way, the guy kept trying to beat him up, okay? That guy, the worst. So, yeah. Also, I know this guy, he's from Alabama. So I said, yep, the absolute worst, Roll Tide. Roll Tide?

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_4 (3:15)

Oh, War Eagle.

Liam Rees (3:17)

Yeah, right, War Eagle.

Matt Lavelle (3:21)

Them must be fighting words. All right. Next comment comes from at Bizarro Liam.

It's on the Sopranos character tier list. It says Janice from Sopranos is deaf, top three most annoying characters of all time in any show. Sure. That is a true statement. Yeah, great comment. True statement. 100% fact, she is the worst.

Justin Ripson (3:53)

I thought Bizarro Liam would say something like she's the sexiest character because it is opposite of how regular Liam would feel.

Matt Lavelle (4:00)

Well, you never know.

Jalen Dub (4:01)

But maybe that means regularly.

Justin Ripson (4:04)

Who knows thinks Janice is very sexy.

Liam Rees (4:06)

Exactly. Who knows?

Matt Lavelle (4:08)

Who knows?

Liam Rees (4:09)

Who knows?

Justin Ripson (4:11)

Okay, be sure.

Matt Lavelle (4:15)

Oh man. All right, so.

Here we go, next comment comes from everyone's favorite Ozzy. The one and only Sue Matthews Ms. Metal, the queen of Down Under, the toffee of Sheila. She left a comment on...

It was a clip of me telling Tom he's unpatriotic because... Christmas in July is for the troops. It's for the truth The. And Tom wasn't about Christmas and July, so Tom's not about the Troops. And we're about the Troops on this show. The Troops.

Liam Rees (4:49)

Well, Tom's point was that it should be June, not July.

Justin Ripson (4:52)

It shows big months after Christmas.

Matt Lavelle (4:54)

Yeah. No, you guys are all wrong because you think it's based off of or it started because I was on the halfway. No, I don't know if you were. And then also they started it because they didn't start it because it was halfway to December. They started it because in the 1940s, they were, you know, the troops were out fighting World War Two, right? And they were all like, you know, they were like, OK, let's do something for the troops. So they sent them a bunch of presents and Christmas presents in July.

And that's what kicked off Christmas in July.

Jalen Dub (5:33)

And hey, we know you're not going to make it to December.

Matt Lavelle (5:36)

Yeah, right.

They're like, hey, have a little touch of home here. Here's a chocolate cake.

Jalen Dub (5:42)

Here's a yo-yo.

Justin Ripson (5:44)

Now go give Jerry what for?

Matt Lavelle (5:46)

Here's a pack of slims and a cod, deck and naked ladies. So either way, Sue Matthews, Miss Meadow, Alley 1100 says, I would have thought that June was halfway as well. Well, it's not a thought.

She's right.

Liam Rees (6:03)

Yeah, she is right.