Ep. 593 - Jealous Wife ATTACKS Neighbor!

Justin (0:00)

I was sincere.

Burn (0:01)

Now why don't you go get your fucking shine box?

SPEAKER_3 (0:04)

You motherf***er, you! You motherf***er! I knew it! I knew it! You know what, Justin, I hope you're happy! I hope you're happy! My wife's gonna call me, and tell me I'm making too much noise!

What do we even know about the show?

Justin (0:28)

Uh-huh, you like hanging out with your friends.

Matt Lavelle (0:31)

Well, hello, you filthy animals, and welcome to another episode of the Working Perspectives Podcast, Presents Beat the Bros. I'm Matt Lavelle, and coming tonight by the one and only Picklebar himself, Le Schmiglet Liam Reese. I'm also joined by the most handsome man in three counties, his Royal Dubness, the Prince of Dub, Jalen Dub, Justine Richardson.

And he's back, and he's got an NDA, and he thinks everything's a personality. It's the one and only Burn Podcasey.

Burn (1:08)

Unbelievable.

Matt Lavelle (1:10)

Unbelievable. Tim Meadows, super fan, Burn Podcasey is here. Tonight on the show, having a lot of fun, doing a lot of fun stuff. We're going to be guessing 10 Super Bowl MVPs that weren't quarterbacks. So good luck to us. Then we got a fictional character, or a fictional personality, as some people call it. We got 20 questions to guess that. I got some killer news stories to go over. They're going to be a lot of fun. But before we do that, we got to get to everyone's favorite segment. So let's get it started. It's episode 593 of the Working Perspectives Podcast. Play the theme song.

All right. Justin.

Justin (2:54)

Hello.

Matt Lavelle (2:55)

What do you got for us for a question?

Justin (2:58)

Forgive my voice. I was screaming at my television earlier.

Matt Lavelle (3:00)

Honestly, you're the only one. I don't hear it.

SPEAKER_7 (3:03)

You don't hear it?

Matt Lavelle (3:04)

All right. You sound like the normal cocksmoker you always do.

Justin (3:08)

You know, when it hits the back of your throat, it really starts to do some real damage.

Liam Reese (3:12)

That's what your mom said.

SPEAKER_7 (3:13)

That's what she said.

Justin (3:15)

Matthew, I'm going to ask you the question first. You can see anyone you want in History Naked. You need to choose the person and you can not choose my mother.

Matt Lavelle (3:27)

Go ahead. I mean, I've already seen her, so what are we doing here?

Man, anyone in History Naked?

Justin (3:36)

Yeah, and you got to fire from the hip.

Matt Lavelle (3:38)

You know what? Is it weird that a man comes to mind first?

Justin (3:43)

No, it is not. And please fire.

Matt Lavelle (3:46)

You know who I wanted? Just because I've always thought like this guy had to have the biggest hammer in town. Show me John Wayne.

SPEAKER_3 (3:54)

Show me John Wayne.

Justin (3:56)

What's all?

Burn (3:56)

Is that you John Wayne?

Justin (3:58)

Is that me?

SPEAKER_3 (3:59)

What's the duke working with?

Matt Lavelle (4:01)

Is he laying pipe? I mean, his real first name is Marion.

Justin (4:07)

The boy named Sue got a big old hug. Burn, who would you pick if you had to pick someone to eat and live or dead?

Burn (4:14)

Doesn't matter.

Matt Lavelle (4:14)

Anyone can pick. Burn has seen my penis. You could probably pick it out of a lineup.

Burn (4:18)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like this.

Justin (4:20)

Just Matz again for the third time.

Burn (4:22)

Um, I mean, I guess it's not weird. I also thought of a dude right off the bat.

Justin (4:29)

I'm not going to lie to you, sir, did I?

Burn (4:31)

Ben Franklin. I got to know how Ben Franklin got as much done as he got done. This guy was going to France and just crushing like, no, guys, it's for diplomacy, it's for diplomacy. But like Ben Franklin was crushing Brods. And when you see what he actually looked like, he was kind of a portly fella.

You know what I mean? A little bit of a receiving hairline. He didn't see his dick.

Matt Lavelle (4:55)

He couldn't see his dick for the last 30 years of his life easily.

Burn (4:58)

He was an intercontinental stick man. And I want to know, Ben Franklin was the first name that popped up in my mind. I mean, I won't justify it any more than that. I just thought it was his first name that popped up.

Matt Lavelle (5:09)

I mean, I want to see his lightning rod. Hey, yo!

Justin (5:12)

Liam, who you got?

Liam Reese (5:13)

If we're going dudes, I would say- You don't have to go dudes. We're not going dudes. No, we just went dudes.