Enes Kanter Freedom Reveals Secret NBA Bubble OnlyFans Code

Craig Carton (0:00)

Carton Show, Big Mac, real quick quiz for you, Big Mac. How many days has it been since the New York Jets played a home game without it raining?

Chris McMonigle (0:12)

Do-bo-bo-bo-bo-bam!

Craig Carton (0:14)

Ba-da-da-bam-bam!

Chris McMonigle (0:16)

Have they played one this year?

Craig Carton (0:17)

I bring it up because there's an 85% chance of rain again on Sunday.

SPEAKER_3 (0:19)

No, every Sunday's been brutal weather.

Chris McMonigle (0:21)

Brutal weather. I know because I'm out in the rain watching the kids play football every week.

SPEAKER_3 (0:25)

Yep.

Craig Carton (0:26)

How many days has it been since the Jets played a home game without rain?

Chris McMonigle (0:32)

Wow. It's probably got to go back to last year.

Craig Carton (0:35)

300

Chris McMonigle (0:36)

Wow.

That's crazy. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_3 (0:40)

Yeah, it rains too.

Chris McMonigle (0:41)

Ten months ago.

SPEAKER_3 (0:42)

Yeah.

Craig Carton (0:42)

And whenever the Jets play it rains, which is kind of out of the problem for how they play too, right?

Chris McMonigle (0:48)

Because the rain drops will hide my teardrops. That's right.

Craig Carton (0:51)

Okay. And one other quick sports thing before we back to calls on the day after the Yankee debacle. Did you happen to see what Enes Kanter freedom said in an interview yesterday?

Chris McMonigle (1:01)

No, but please, I can't wait.

Craig Carton (1:03)

During the NBA bubble, NBA players were given a special code.

That code gave them unlimited free access to OnlyFans videos. How about that? Really? Now, nobody knows if the NBA provided it or if the union provided it, but he said guys were all handed a piece of paper with a special code on it and it gave them free access, because I guess OnlyFans is a pay-per-view service, right? Yeah. And somebody else covered the cost for the players.

Chris McMonigle (1:38)

Was that with the... In the bubble. There was probably a purpose behind that, right?

To avoid trying to sneak women into the bubble?

Craig Carton (1:44)

Oh, I guess, yeah. I guess so. Because I think some of the... You tell me, Anthony, that some of the OnlyFans' videos are live action. So I guess he gave a player a chance to kind of have virtual sex.

Chris McMonigle (1:56)

Yeah, you could have virtual sex.

SPEAKER_3 (1:58)

Yeah, virtual sex.

Chris McMonigle (1:59)

You didn't have to risk... I had no money. Tainting the bubble.

Craig Carton (2:01)

Right. Or the taint.

Chris McMonigle (2:03)

Or the taint.

SPEAKER_3 (2:04)

Yeah. It was an elite deal.

Craig Carton (2:05)

And not just that. Like, it wouldn't be show up on your credit card bill. You maybe have a wife at home, a girlfriend at home.

SPEAKER_3 (2:10)

Exactly right.

Craig Carton (2:10)

This way, the NBA or the Union provided the players with unlimited free access to OnlyFans videos.

Chris McMonigle (2:17)

How much does that access usually go for?

SPEAKER_3 (2:19)

Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (2:19)

The live action.

SPEAKER_3 (2:20)

Yeah. How much is that?

Craig Carton (2:21)

As opposed to the animated.

SPEAKER_3 (2:22)

Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (2:22)

What does it cost?

SPEAKER_3 (2:23)

Live action. What did I say wrong there?

Craig Carton (2:25)

Oh, live streaming. So sorry, geek. It's by the artist.

Oh, it's... Oh, they set their own rate.

Chris McMonigle (2:32)

So what's, like, the most you spend?

Craig Carton (2:33)

In, like, a month.

SPEAKER_3 (2:34)

Why?

Chris McMonigle (2:35)

I don't do that anymore.

Craig Carton (2:36)

When you did? When you did?

Chris McMonigle (2:37)

Well, $1.99.

SPEAKER_3 (2:39)

$1.99 per? Nice.

Chris McMonigle (2:40)

That's nice. Hey.

Craig Carton (2:42)

All right. Not bad.

Chris McMonigle (2:43)

Get your rocks off for $1.99? Not bad.

Craig Carton (2:45)

Could do it for free, but yeah.

Chris McMonigle (2:47)

Why not?

Craig Carton (2:47)

What's $2 to a professional?

Chris McMonigle (2:50)

Jimmy Butler still didn't use it.

Craig Carton (2:52)

Rachel Nichols charged him?

Chris McMonigle (2:54)

No, I'm saying he didn't use it.

Craig Carton (2:56)

He didn't get the joke.

SPEAKER_3 (2:57)

No, I got it. No, I think that was... I think that was my joke.

Chris McMonigle (3:00)

Wasn't that kind of your joke?

SPEAKER_3 (3:01)

That was my joke. Your joke wasn't good.

Chris McMonigle (3:03)

I helped you joke out by telling a joke. Just two funny guys.

SPEAKER_3 (3:07)

We're just trying to cheer you up.

Craig Carton (3:08)

Two funny guys just hanging out, trying to make the Aggie fan laugh.

Chris McMonigle (3:14)

I'll get there.

Craig Carton (3:15)

Yeah, tomorrow.

SPEAKER_3 (3:16)

I'll get there.

Craig Carton (3:16)

Because you know what's happening tomorrow?