Emaciated Ariana Grande – August 4, 2026

**Drew Lane** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
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**Drew Lane** (0:04)
One of the things they do is called enolicking, where a man's enas is licked like this by the other person, like ice cream. And then what happens, even poopoo comes out, the other poopoo's out, and then they eat the poopoo.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:22)
Eat everybody's ass out from time to time.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:25)
Okay.
Wow. Hey, come on.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:28)
Let's not get so immature about a little poopoo eating. A little grap it. It's a kink. You guys are doing some kink shaming.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:35)
Kink shaming.
I can get behind that kink shaming. Oh boy.

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And I was just walking down the stairs and I saw the stock market yesterday. It was over $53,000. I was like, wow, over $53,000. It's over $54,000 right now, although it's $2.35 in the afternoon, so that could change. But holy crap. I see an AI company has got sharp earnings, Palantir, Caterpillar.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:06)
And AI company.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:09)
Well, for them to have a profit is pretty amazing. Most of them lose money.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:13)
Right, that's true.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:14)
And Amazon is up too. And Bezos wants to sell 15 million shares to collect $4 billion.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:21)
Oh my God.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:22)
What's he going to do with it?

**Jim Bentley** (2:23)
What does he need that kind of money for?

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:25)
Hair.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:25)
I know.

**Jim Bentley** (2:26)
A new boat.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:27)
It's a lot of work to attend to that much money. Yeah, he probably needs a few vests.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:31)
Or tight dresses.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:32)
Maybe Granny comes up, giant head of hair. What did you know there are four million, Jeff?

**Trudi Daniels** (2:39)
A fro.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:40)
Nothing.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:40)
He just puts his hair back.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:42)
I saw someone said, Oh, it looks like a trip to turkeys in order for some hair transplants. I was like, I don't know, do people get the best hair transplants in Turkey or the cheapest hair transplants?

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:52)
No, that's where they all go. Turkey, for some reason, that's the best hair. Yeah, lots of people.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:56)
Why would Turkey be better at that than we?

**Trudi Daniels** (2:59)
Oh, maybe the looser regulation.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:01)
I don't know.

**Trudi Daniels** (3:01)
Like rugs, hair.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:04)
I don't know, but loose regulation. I just don't see Jeff Bezos going to Turkey for hair transplants. But I don't know.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:09)
No, he would have Turkey come to him.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:11)
That's true. They would. They would come here for him.
I saw something kind of funny. It's a radio note, and anytime something like this comes up, it makes me chuckle. Don Geronimo wants to return to radio.

**Drew Lane** (3:23)
Really?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:24)
Remember Don with Don and Mike were huge back on WAVA, WAVA, and WJFK, and then they splintered, and it's never been the same. And I keep thinking, aren't they going to just reunite just because one last shot?

**Drew Lane** (3:38)
Yeah, why not?

**Trudi Daniels** (3:39)
Is it the time to just break back into radio all of a sudden?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:42)
No.

**Trudi Daniels** (3:43)
When it's seemingly declining? Massive layoffs everywhere?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:49)
And then, of course, I had to look at, oh, yeah, he got fired for something, and it was at the Redskins training camp. Now, again, he's on the radio, and he says, hey, look, Barbie's here. Hi, Barbie girl. I'm guessing she's a cheerleader. And then he later referred to her as that chick.