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Rob Beckett (1:00)

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Rob Beckett (1:09)

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Josh Widdicombe (1:27)

Hello, welcome to Footballing Hell. We haven't got an intro. We haven't got an intro. We're still looking for an intro.

Rob Beckett (1:33)

We just sat there in silence, looking at each other, going, how do we start? We haven't got an intro.

Josh Widdicombe (1:37)

Most people don't have that intro we have for Parenting Hell. That's a little bonus.

Rob Beckett (1:41)

That's a little bonus. So, but this is different. This is Footballing Hell. I'm just getting my notes up from the football. Josh, what shirt are you wearing? Let's go through that first. I don't know what that is.

Josh Widdicombe (1:49)

I'm wearing West Kirby United.

Rob Beckett (1:51)

West Kirby? I'm more of an East Kirby Suck.

Josh Widdicombe (1:54)

I know.

Rob Beckett (1:54)

Who are West Kirby?

Josh Widdicombe (1:55)

So it's near Liverpool, but one of my musicians I like is Bill Ryder Jones, who sponsored them. So I bought it.

Yeah, he's from West Kirby. And what are you wearing? Notts County.

Rob Beckett (2:06)

No, this is a Terengganu shirt. It's a Malaysian football team that I bought when I was in Malaysia filming Tempting Fortune that is on TV tomorrow night, nine o'clock, channel four.

Josh Widdicombe (2:20)

Oh my word. This guy knows what he's doing.

Rob Beckett (2:23)

This guy's on top of things.

Josh Widdicombe (2:25)

This guy's on top of things.

Rob Beckett (2:26)

I nearly wore my Ivory Coast shirt, but I thought, no, wait till international break next week.

Josh Widdicombe (2:31)

Well, I almost wore my Brazil, old Brazil shirt that I got when I did that thing where you go around the retro football shirt shop, classic football shirt.

Rob Beckett (2:40)

Oh, what when you did that shop with that, that's with Ellis, is it Ellis Platton?

Josh Widdicombe (2:44)

And I got it out today to wear it.

Rob Beckett (2:47)

Yep.

Josh Widdicombe (2:48)

And I realized it still had the security tag in.

Rob Beckett (2:50)

Oh, so you can't wear it?

Josh Widdicombe (2:51)

Well, I could, but I'd have a security tag under my armpit.

Rob Beckett (2:54)

Oh, that's a shame.

Josh Widdicombe (2:56)

That is a shame.

Rob Beckett (2:57)

I'm just looking here at the Malaysian Super League.

Josh Widdicombe (2:59)

Yeah, of course you are.

Rob Beckett (3:00)

I think they have finished their season.

Josh Widdicombe (3:03)

Yeah.

Rob Beckett (3:03)

So Terengganu FC, which I'm wearing.

Josh Widdicombe (3:06)

You're beloved.

Rob Beckett (3:07)

Finished fifth.

Josh Widdicombe (3:08)

Yeah. European places.

Rob Beckett (3:10)

Fourth place was Kuala Lumpur City FC.

Josh Widdicombe (3:12)

Yeah.

Rob Beckett (3:13)

And then there was Selangor FC, Kuching City, you know, sort of normal, like football club names you'd have for Malaysian Super League. Do you know who finished in sixth? Who? Immigration FC.

What the fuck is Immigration FC?

Josh Widdicombe (3:31)

That would be a great show to get, Immigration FC. You could burn it on one of your marches, Rob.

Rob Beckett (3:42)

The away colors are black, so I could wear all black with a hood up and a mask. Makes me feel sick, the people who do that. Anyway, the club was founded by the Immigration Department of Malaysia.

Josh Widdicombe (3:52)

Oh.

Rob Beckett (3:53)