Earth, Wind & Fire Day, Guided Joeing & Food Divorce

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Lern (2:35)

Know what today is?

Rafe (2:56)

The song does rip.

Lern (2:58)

It does.

Rizz (2:59)

It is Earth, Wind & Fire Day and the song September, he checks, September 21st. No, I think it's today, right?

Lern (3:17)

No, it's tomorrow, it's 22nd.

Rizz (3:19)

Right?

Rafe (3:20)

I believe it was 21st.

Rizz (3:23)

Oh man, we got to figure this out.

Lern (3:24)

I need to make plans. So fall 2026, it is tomorrow.

Rizz (3:28)

Tomorrow, first full day.

Lern (3:29)

It is the start of autumn.

Rizz (3:31)

When is it officially start?

Lern (3:32)

When my pool closes. 7:05 PM equinox.

Moon (3:36)

Tonight or tomorrow?

Lern (3:36)

Tomorrow.

Rizz (3:37)

Okay, tomorrow.

Rafe (3:38)

So the equinox is tomorrow.

Lern (3:40)

That's right.

Moon (3:41)

It officially closes when the pool closes.

Rizz (3:43)

Is the pool closed?

Moon (3:44)

I just sent the text.

Rizz (3:45)

All right.

Moon (3:45)

Five minutes ago.

Rizz (3:46)

Let's get the pool closed. But do you remember the 21st night of September?

Lern (3:51)

I do.

Rizz (3:52)

Earth, Wind & Fire does.

Lern (3:52)

Tonight. What's gonna happen to the night?

Rizz (3:55)

I don't know.

Lern (3:55)

Make it work. You know, make it worth it. You got to crank the jams and take some tops off.

Rizz (4:01)

Let's get our tops off, guys.

Lern (4:03)

No tarps off for September.

Rizz (4:04)

Let's do Sex Time Fun Facts. They constantly portray abnormal sexual behavior as being normal.

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Moon (4:20)

Sex Time Fun Facts.

Rizz (4:22)

This is an interesting article you sent me, Lern. So, ever feel like your solo routine could use a little shake up? So, if you're looking for a fresh way to reach the finish line, let me put you on to guided joeing.

Lern (4:38)

Yes.

Like guided meditation. Now, it's Joe time. Only.

Rizz (4:42)

Not guided, you know, not guided meditation, it's guided masturbation.

Moon (4:48)

Only if it's her voice, that gal that goes, and now it's Joe time.

Lern (4:53)

Now it's Joe time.

Rafe (4:55)

And I'm done. That's it.

Rizz (4:57)

That's all I need.

Moon (4:58)

First, I would like you.

Rizz (5:00)

Think of it as a helpful tutorial or a step-by-step instruction manual for your own body.

Guided joeing, and this is from a feminist porn advocate, an expert, a woman named Angie Roundtree. She says, guided joeing tells you when and how to please yourself. You don't have to overthink anything. You can just turn your brain off and let yourself feel.