Eagle Calls, Bad Matches & Patient Zero Wins!
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
September 17, 2026
The official Rizz Show Eagle Call is going out as the crew rallies Team JB for the Zero Prostate Cancer Run/Walk in memory of their buddy Jeff.
Speakers Lern, Rafe, Moon, Devin, Rizzuto
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.
SPEAKER_2 (0:04)
Brown and Crouppen made me feel like I was part of their family.
Lern (0:07)
I was a part of the team.
Rafe (0:09)
I didn't want to be a number.
SPEAKER_1 (0:10)
I wanted to be a person. I immediately felt like I was part of their family, and that was a big selling point for me.
Moon (0:15)
I always felt like we mattered to them. We weren't just another case.
SPEAKER_2 (0:19)
Not a client, not a number.
SPEAKER_6 (0:21)
They took care of me, and I know they'll take care of you. To us, you're a person, not a number. We can help. Call Brown and Crouppen now. And you tell them you're my friend.
Devin (0:36)
Hey, this is Duncan, and you're listening to The Rizzuto Show. I love you, I love the taste of your mouth, I love the smell of your breath in the morning. Happy birthday, Rizz.
Rizzuto (0:44)
All right, welcome back to the program. Gonna throw out the official Rizz Show Eagle Call.
SPEAKER_9 (0:49)
Eagle Call!
Rizzuto (0:51)
So join Team JB at this year's Zero prostate cancer run and walk, which is happening on Saturday, October 3rd, Tower Grove Park. Join us to walk or run if you want. Memory of our buddy, Jeff, helped raise funds that drive research and provide critical services to help prostate cancer patients. So you got a deadline, sign up by Monday, this Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, raising a minimum of 50 bucks. And you get our exclusive Team JB premium T-shirt. So join us with the fight against prostate cancer. Sign up now for the Zero prostate cancer run or walk, which is happening on October 3rd. All the details at 105.7thepoint.com. And a big thanks to our friends over at Fortress Jewelry.
To help with Team JB. All right, let's give away some stuff.
All right, today's contest is sponsored by Universal Windows Direct.
Moon (1:47)
You'll be saying, I love my windows.
Rizzuto (1:49)
All right, we are playing Just The Two of Us.
All right, so we've got baby metal tickets. We've got tickets to go see The Toadies with Local H. We've got tickets to go see Coding Cambria, Sold Out Show. And tickets to go see Breaking Ben with Chevelle. So simple concept. You guys on the phone will pick two Rizz Show members, myself, Moon, Lern, Devin, or Rafe.
And Rafe will administer the questions, five questions and we match three of our five answers. You guys win your choice of prizes. We need a Patient Zero. Patient Zero is the person that will win if we get no matches or all the matches. Devin pick a Patient Zero, pick a line. Let's do line three. Line three, which is Shannon. And Gerald, Shannon is out, our Patient Zero. All right, let's go to Chuck in South County. Hello Chuck.
SPEAKER_9 (2:46)
Joe, what's up Rizz?
Rizzuto (2:48)
All right, Chuck, pick two Rizz Show members.
Lern (2:50)
Oh, let's go Moon and you.
Rizzuto (2:53)
Moon and myself. We'll see if we can match three of our five answers for Chuck. Chuck, if you win, what would you like?
Ooh, Metallica. We don't have those.
SPEAKER_2 (3:04)
Oh yeah.
Rizzuto (3:06)
That's a good wish. Yeah, you got me for a second there. Let's do Breaking Band guys. Breaking Band and Chevelle a week from Friday. Chuck, hang on.
Moon (3:13)
Hello Chuck, that made my day. That's an eight-year-old Joe and I love you.
Rizzuto (3:17)
Got me. Alright, Rafe.
Moon and I are trying to match up here. Let's go.
Moon (3:22)
Lock it up, dude. Lock it up.
Rizzuto (3:24)
I'm locked up.
Rafe (3:24)
Alright, boys.
Moon (3:25)
Feeling good.
Rafe (3:26)
Number one, a brand of toothpaste. Number two, something you put ketchup upon.
Number three, a famous wizard. Name a famous wizard. Three, something people keep in their nightstand. Something people keep in their nightstand.
Rizzuto (4:02)
Ooh, ooh, okay.
SPEAKER_2 (4:11)
Okay.
Rafe (4:12)
Any of the Rocky Movies, just give me a number.
Rizzuto (4:16)
Okay.
SPEAKER_2 (4:17)
That's the number.
Rizzuto (4:21)
You mean to repeat it? Are you feeling confident? No.
Any to be repeated?
Moon (4:26)
No, no repeats.
Rafe (4:27)
No repeats?
Rizzuto (4:28)
Are we going to send Chuck to Breaking Ben?
Moon (4:30)
I sure hope so.
Rafe (4:31)
Let's find out.
Rizzuto (4:32)
All right. Lern, you count it down. Okay.
Rafe (4:34)
All right. Number one, a brand of toothpaste.
Lern (4:37)
Three, two, one.
Rizzuto (4:38)
Colgate. Yes.
Rafe (4:42)
Could have gone either way.
Rizzuto (4:44)
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