Eagle Calls and Eulogies: A Comedy Tribute

**Riz** (0:00)
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Hey, I want to issue an official Rizz Show Eagle Call.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:04)
Eagle Call!

**Riz** (1:06)
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Get the jewels.com and sign up for Team JB 105.7thepoint.com and join us for the Cancer Walk on October 3rd, Tower of Growth. Hey, tickets for your Greek Fire show go on sale in just under two hours.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:02)
Yeah, today at 10 o'clock.

**Riz** (2:03)
October 17th.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:04)
Let's sell this out.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:06)
Let's sell this out. Let's party. It's just a big rock theater here we're going to hit.

**Riz** (2:11)
A portion of our ticket sales go to Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital as part of our October fundraiser. Listen, some people, and I bring it up because there was a woman that was very angry. At this year's radio program the other day when we announced the show.
In fact, she was so angry she wrote a note to our bosses saying how disappointed she was. Because we talked about Greek Fire playing at Del Mar on October 17th. We talked about a portion of the ticket proceeds go to Cardinal Glennon. Right prior to us announcing the show, it did the porno birthday. So she was upset that the porno birthday and such filth was close to us talking about a children's charity.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:55)
What's the...

**Riz** (2:56)
Well...

**SPEAKER_2** (2:57)
What's the...

**Riz** (2:58)
She was upset enough to write the boss.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:02)
What kind of gap are we supposed to do?

**Riz** (3:04)
I had a sit down. I got sat down.
I got sat down, guys. And I'm not going to tell you what happened in that meeting. I'll just tell you. I'll just tell you that somebody had iced something down after.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:20)
Oh, gosh.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:22)
Wow, that sounds like a good time.

**Riz** (3:23)
I backed myself into a corner there. That's bad, man. That seems like an HR thing. Listen, some people are thick-skinned, others just try to wear a light jacket. Or maybe even a hoodie with some emo lyrics written on it and a marker. I don't know. But a poll asked, okay, so what's the bigger problem?
People being too easily offended or people not being careful enough about offending others. So I'll ask it again. The poll question was, what's the bigger problem? People being too easily offended or people not being careful enough about offending others?
What do you think America said?

**SPEAKER_2** (4:07)
Man, I'm not sure what America said.

**Riz** (4:11)
What did America say?

**SPEAKER_4** (4:12)
I think America is going to blame someone else, so they're not going to take the credit themselves.

**Riz** (4:17)
What does that mean?

**SPEAKER_4** (4:18)
So the second part is...

**Riz** (4:20)
So people not being careful enough about offending others.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:23)
Yeah, so I think they're going to take it as, if they would have been nicer to me, I wouldn't be offended. Instead of sitting there realizing it's them that's offended, they need to get over themselves.