E158: Global trade disrupted, Adobe/Figma canceled, realtors sued, Trump blocked

**Jason Calacanis** (0:00)
What the fuck do I care? I'm coming in hot. My quick time, I told you seven times, fuck you, Nick, you don't work for me.
Good luck working for Chamath.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (0:08)
Do not attack my employees, Jason.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:11)
You guys are gonna billionaire me, and that's gonna be the greatest revenge of all. You wanna run the show in year four?
Go fucking ahead, Chairman. You guys won the vote. Guess what J Cal is gonna do? I'm gonna fucking ski, and you're gonna make my 25% worth 500 million. Get to work, bitches.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (0:26)
Deal.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:26)
Let's go.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (0:27)
Deal.

**David Sacks** (0:27)
Chamath's title's been upgraded from dictator to chairman.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:30)
Chairman dictator.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (0:31)
That is very funny, chairman dictator.

**David Sacks** (0:33)
Chairman dictator.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:34)
He's got the super voting.
I have no say in anything. I've built this entire empire, and I have nothing left. I built the empire. I came up with the name of the show. I came up with the format. I invited you miserable pricks.
Distribution checks. Daddy needs new skis. Three, two. All right, everybody. Welcome back to The All-In Podcast. If you can believe it, we're almost at four years of this, Meshugana, episode 158 today, and we've got a full docket. I'm at half speed. I got a little bit of the sniffles, but we're gonna power through the docket. With me again today.

**David Sacks** (1:13)
Oh, you got the sniffles?

**Jason Calacanis** (1:14)
I got a little bit.

**David Sacks** (1:15)
Can I get you a tissue?

**Jason Calacanis** (1:16)
Give me a little tissue and some juicy juice box.

**David Sacks** (1:20)
Some cough drops?

**Jason Calacanis** (1:22)
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.

**David Sacks** (1:23)
You'll tough it out. You'll tough it out.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:25)
Well, listen, I just want to say-

**David Sacks** (1:27)
You're tough, you can make it through this pod.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:28)
Of course. Of course, I'm a professional. With me again today, the king of beep.
Can't say what he's working on.

**David Sacks** (1:35)
It's a crop. I don't think people understand that. Like what the beep? There were so many beep last time that people couldn't even understand it.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:42)
We did beep the beep out of the show.

**David Sacks** (1:43)
It was crazy.
It's a crop. He's genetically engineering, right?

**Jason Calacanis** (1:47)
But it's top secret. Which one is gonna-

**David Sacks** (1:50)
They already figured it out in the comments, by the way.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:53)
Oh yeah, the commenters figured everything out.

**David Sacks** (1:54)
I don't know what's so secret. They already figured it out.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:58)
So can we say what it is?

**David Sacks** (1:59)
The horse out of the barn, Friedberg.

**David Friedberg** (2:00)
Can we get through introductions? Go ahead, keep going.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:03)
And Chairman, Dictator, Chamath Palihapitiya is with us. Welcome back to the program.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:09)
Thank you.
By the way, I was feeling pretty bad about your sore throat. So I went on Google and I found something that may be the cause of it. Nick, can you just throw up this article?

**Jason Calacanis** (2:22)
Pre-strike.

**David Friedberg** (2:25)
You can't pre-strike.

**David Sacks** (2:26)
Let him land the joke, come on.

**David Friedberg** (2:29)
This isn't a Tom Cruise movie, you can't pre-strike.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:33)
I found an article that may be the source of your sore throat.

**Jason Calacanis** (3:10)
Can you explain to the audience what these two words mean?

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (3:12)
Person of color, bro.

**David Sacks** (3:13)
Billionaire person of color.

**Jason Calacanis** (3:15)
Oh, is that what it is?
So we checked the DEI manifesto and it said we needed to make a chairman of the organization. So Sacks is leading the Allin DEI group and they voted Chamath to be the first chairman of Allin as we get our CEO ready to come on board. And so you did a diversity token candidate, Sacks explain the process.

**David Sacks** (3:39)
Well, it's more like Chamath is getting a little bit touchy about being called dictator all the time.
And you're kind of playing the Biden role of needlessly offending him. He's kind of playing the she's in a king role. So we've elected him chairman so that you can stop calling him dictator.

**Jason Calacanis** (3:54)
Right, because you want to soften it.

**David Sacks** (3:55)
We've got to be more diplomatic, more sensitive.

**Jason Calacanis** (3:57)
Yeah, I think it's great. I'm all about the diplomatic. Listen, he is it.

**David Friedberg** (4:00)
There was a Politburo, there was a process, it was meritocratic and the chairman was elected.