E11: Ghosts / La Croix / Demons

Harrison (0:20)

Okay. But you have a whole floor to yourself.

Anthony Sharapa (0:31)

I do, I have like basically a whole, like a mansion to myself, like just like this entire third floor. It's kind of neat, it's kind of neat. So it's the third floor, and my rooms are built kind of in and around, like they're built in like this big semi-circle. And in the middle, like the hallway goes into the middle of the semi-circle, and the rooms kind of circle around it, okay?

Harrison (0:49)

Yeah.

Anthony Sharapa (0:50)

But in the middle of that circle, where the middle would be, is a microwave.

Harrison (0:54)

Oh, okay. Why?

Anthony Sharapa (0:56)

Because the previous priest was not as young and spry as I was. And he said there's no way he's going down two flights of stairs to microwave his leftovers.

Harrison (1:06)

Okay.

Anthony Sharapa (1:06)

So we had a little mini fridge up there, a little microwave.

Harrison (1:08)

Okay.

Anthony Sharapa (1:08)

Kind of like the center of my like space, as a priest, is a microwave.

Harrison (1:13)

And not jesus.

Anthony Sharapa (1:14)

Not jesus. No, no, no, no. jesus is off to the side. He's there. He's got a nice little chapel, but he's not the center. The center is the microwave. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The tech guy, nice guy, Ken. Great. He was coming to check out the Wi-Fi. So he's going to be around in like my room. So I couldn't like take a nap. Right.

Harrison (1:33)

Yeah.

Anthony Sharapa (1:33)

And I had to be there for it. I couldn't like go to one of my other rooms because technology just it just never works for me. Like there should be like a simple fix. Like I should be able to buy a computer and it works. And by that, I mean, it plays any video game I want to play.

Harrison (1:48)

Like I pay the money, it should work.

Anthony Sharapa (1:50)

Or like I should have a house that has Wi-Fi that works. It should be simple, but this never happens.

Harrison (1:55)

Yeah.

Anthony Sharapa (1:56)

So I had to like be there the entire time to make sure because it works on my computer. I'm like, Ken, you're great. But it does not work on my computer. So we had to go back and forth. Right now, I have very minimal Wi-Fi. I don't know if we'll be good enough to play Fortnite yet. We'll find out. But basically, he's going to fix up a little bit more. Eventually, I'll be able to play Fortnite any night of the week I want.

Harrison (2:18)

Nice.

Anthony Sharapa (2:18)

It will ruin my priesthood. I will stop being so holy. And then the bishop will reassign me to a chaplaincy. That's what's going to happen.

Harrison (2:26)

Yeah. So I just, speaking of those things, I just got a Nintendo Switch.

Anthony Sharapa (2:35)

Oh, yeah. What kind of games did you get?

Harrison (2:38)

I'm not a huge video game guy, but I bought Mario Odyssey because everyone's like, this game's really good.

Anthony Sharapa (2:43)

What's the game called?

Harrison (2:44)

Mario Odyssey, I think. Mario? Yeah. Mario. Mario. Mario.

Anthony Sharapa (2:49)

Mario.

Harrison (2:52)

That's so weird. You guys like, elongate A's that we shorten, and you shorten A's that we... Like, how do you say, amen?

Anthony Sharapa (3:00)

Amen. Or most people say amen. Exactly. If you went to seminary, sometimes you say amen because you're very fancy.

Harrison (3:06)

Yeah, that's the way you're supposed to say. Yeah, okay. Because I know Americans are visiting my parish when they say amen.

Anthony Sharapa (3:12)

That's how you can tell. Well, here's a fun fact about me. My parents were considering naming me Mario. But they were like, everyone in Pittsburgh will call me Mario because of Mario Lemieux. So, like, we can't have that.

Harrison (3:26)

Oh, it just stopped me thinking of... Did you ever see that movie? Oh, my gosh, now I'm forgetting its title all of a sudden.

The movie with Will Ferrell and the guys who are doing the head thing.

Anthony Sharapa (3:40)

Oh, I know what you're talking about. And people are screaming at us right now.

Harrison (3:45)

Yeah, I know. They're all just, like, yelling.

Anthony Sharapa (3:47)

I have not seen the movie. It's like they took the SNL skit and they made a long one.

Harrison (3:50)

Yeah.

Anthony Sharapa (3:50)

And what is love? That's, like, the whole thing.

Harrison (3:53)

Yeah, we're shaking our heads right now. You don't see it. You're hearing it going through the microphone. But they're like, the whole thing, their whole claim to fame is that they once saw Emilio Estevez in a crowd, and they're all like, Emilio! And I was just thinking about your name with Mario.