E100: Reflecting on the first 100 shows, fan questions, nuclear threat, markets, Amazon & more

**Jason Calacanis** (0:00)
Jake, Alex, do you have intros today?

**Jason Calacanis** (0:01)
No, I don't have time for intros.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:03)
Oh, come on.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:04)
All right, fine. He started as a nerd with no followers on Twitter.
Now he's a nerd that gets recognized when leaving the shitter. He turned water into wine, he just wants to please us. Now he's a mixture of Kermit the Frog and a science nerd Jesus. He's the man with the stands, the queen of Kinwa, the sultan of science, the prince of Prozac, the lord of Lexapro. He gets stops for selfies all over town.
My producer, Fee, gave him a mental breakdown. The sultan of Zoloft, Mr. David Friedberg.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:30)
It's true. It did give me a breakdown.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:32)
It did, but you're over it now.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (0:33)
You just name dropped three SSRIs in that intro. It's incredible.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:37)
Well, I talked to his psychiatrist. He said he's working on the cocktail.

**David Sacks** (0:41)
Yeah, save some for me.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:44)
Oh, you? Speaking of you, he's got a very quick wit and impeccable grammar. Known for building beautiful products that don't work.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (0:51)
Oh, my God.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:52)
Like Colin and Yammer. He used to invest in SaaS quite a lot.
Now, he's fighting a brigade of Ukraine bots. He's spending so much time in his bunker. It's starting to get smelly. We see him only three times a week, All-In Tucker and Megyn Kelly.
He'd invest in your startup if you had the knack. But right now, he needs that cash for his GOP super pack. The world's biggest asshole, the Rain Man himself, Mr. David Sacks.

**David Sacks** (1:18)
That's a repeat joke.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:20)
I know, but it kills every time. So I'm going to keep repeating it until you stop laughing.
His wardrobe costs so much, he can't get into a scuffle. He bought all his friends with his white truffles.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (1:30)
He scaled Facebook to a billy.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:32)
That wine collection, it's just fucking silly. He's on the world tour meeting with princes and kings.
Is he talking luxury sweaters or maybe bigger things? The dictator himself, Chamath Palihapitiya.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (1:43)
That was really nice, actually.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:45)
Well, I mean, I appreciate you.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:47)
You were obviously trying to get invited to dinner tonight.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:49)
I'm trying to get off the alternate list.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (1:51)
He's trying to get off the alternate. The email was harsh. Nine was alternate.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:56)
You troll me. I know I have a seat.
As for me, I'm the world's greatest moderator who can take a note. Compared to these guys, I'm just a millionaire who's broke. The All-In summit almost killed us. But we came back from debt store.
I knew we peaked when Friedberg took over the dance floor. We love the fans, but we love each other more. Thanks for the first 100 fellas. Here's to 100 more.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:16)
Really good.

**David Sacks** (2:17)
Wow.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:18)
That's really, really good.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:19)
Look at you touching him.

**David Sacks** (2:20)
Surprisingly, you became prepared today.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:24)
First time. After 100 episodes, he finally figured out he has to prepare.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:29)
That was the note. Just prepare.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:31)
Do your job.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:33)
Do your job. Do your job.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:34)
Do your job.

**David Sacks** (2:35)
Do your unremutated job.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:37)
Do your job.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:38)
Speaking of unremutated, we heard that somebody's grifting off the pod.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:43)
Oh, yeah. So good point. What we heard, Sacks, is that you got a big care package from Montclair.

**David Sacks** (2:49)
Yeah, that's true.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:51)
What?

**Jason Calacanis** (2:52)
What I think we're all going to declare today is that we all want to wet our beak. And if Montclair sends each of us a care package, we will all wear Montclair gear at episode 101

**David Sacks** (3:01)
Montclair's my brand. Go get your own brand.

**Jason Calacanis** (3:04)
Yeah, we decided to...

**David Sacks** (3:05)
Chamath's got Laura Piano. I got Montclair. You go get like, you know, IZOD or something.
You're going to have to do...

**Jason Calacanis** (3:16)
I have Uniqlo.

**David Sacks** (3:17)
I got Uniqlo.

**Jason Calacanis** (3:18)
We got Gap Kids for JCal.
Sacks, you didn't declare your Montclair gift package by the way. That was the discovery we made this weekend.

**David Sacks** (3:26)
So I want to thank the folks at... There's a company called F*** and they sent me this gift... Actually this hoodie, this Montclair hoodie, which I never seen before.