Donuts, We Play 3 in 5, Happy Bastille Day, Rizz!

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**SPEAKER_4** (2:06)
You're listening to The Rizzuto Show.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:08)
Happy birthday, Rizz.

**Rizz** (2:10)
We are partying. Rizz is gone.
We've got four boxes of donuts and Heckley's coffee cake.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:16)
We're off the rails.

**Rizz** (2:17)
We are smashing donuts in here. I don't know if we're on camera, but I'm sure we got icing all around our face.

**Rafe** (2:23)
I'm eating donuts, chasing it with pre-workout. My body doesn't know what to do.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:26)
Is it taking that?

**Rafe** (2:27)
Are we going to the gym? What are we doing here?

**Rizz** (2:29)
Up, down, up, down. We are partying. Partying.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:32)
Hey, by the way, here's somebody texting about, so last time Rizz went on, I guess he went to Mexico the last time he was off, we've adopted the happy, or the Merry Christmas Rizz, that whole thing.

**Rizz** (2:44)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's still, does he know?

**Rafe** (2:48)
He refuses to acknowledge it.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:49)
Yeah, he's ignored it.

**Rafe** (2:50)
Which I think is a good move on his part.

**Rizz** (2:52)
I'm sure, but he hasn't asked any of you guys behind the scenes, he hasn't asked me. He refuses.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:56)
He refuses.

**Rafe** (2:57)
I know what he's doing. I know him.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:59)
He's a tough guy.

**Rafe** (3:00)
I'm not going to acknowledge that you guys got one over on me.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:02)
But because of that, and because I like to annoy him, I think we need every time he leaves, or at least see how far we can go, we adopt a new thing, okay?

**Rizz** (3:10)
Oh, you want to do another one?

**SPEAKER_8** (3:11)
I do. And because he's in Paris, I was thinking like we could have people call in, and instead of saying happy birthday, Rizz, in addition to happy birthday, Rizz, Merry Christmas, Rizz, we could say like, Hey, Rizz, dude, the French fries are soggy.

**Rafe** (3:29)
Okay, no bad ideas, we'll workshop. Okay.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:32)
Or something where it's kind of annoying, very annoying, you know? I mean, Merry Christmas, Rizz, came out of nowhere, right? Like why do we do Merry Christmas, Rizz?

**Rizz** (3:42)
Well, it was just an alternate happy birthday.

**Rafe** (3:44)
Alternate to holiday. It's a take. We were trying to convince him that he lived in an alternate reality. That was where this all came from. So we wanted something that was tangential, like he went through a wormhole, and the Mandela effect happened and it was just a slight tweak on something that has been popularized and we don't acknowledge it and we're like it's always been this way.