Donnell Rawlings: A Joke About Dating A Mature Woman

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It was like, you got a problem? Excuse me, Mr. McKimedian. You got a problem with brand new old bitches? I said, no, I just don't remember the last time I had a brand new old bitch. It didn't make me think, I said, Donnell, maybe you're doing this all wrong. Maybe you need to date someone closer to your age. Maybe you need a mature woman in your life with a mature body.

They're mature titties, I need some. Sick of these little fake ass Hollywood titties, they do a jumping jack, and the titty don't even move. I need a chick with four hooks in the back, that's what I'm looking for. One of them four hook chicks, they be struggling with them hooks. You ain't gonna help me. You can't get one of these hooks, you can't help me. You want the pussy, why don't you work for it? Get a hook, I'm talking about them naturals. Them joints start off right here. They hit that last hook, and the titty do like this.

Chicks with full hooks? When they take that bra off, they take it off like shoulder pads in the NFL.

When they take night bra, they are in for the rest of the night. Like, girl, you want to go get some drinks and some appetizer, bitch? You should have called me 10 minutes ago. I just took my bra, bitch. I am in for the night. Watch Donnell Rawlings, A New Day, only on Netflix.