Donnell Rawlings: A Joke About Being The Problem

Donnell Rawlings (0:04)

I'm gonna tell y'all, I'm an honest commuter. I'm gonna be honest with y'all. Y'all gotta be honest with me. When I ask y'all this question, be honest. Has anybody in this audience ever been in a toxic relationship? Make some noise. Let me see them hands. Make some noise if you've been in a toxic relationship, and you realize, you the toxic one in the relationship. It's you, You need a therapist, You get a therapist. You get a therapist. You get a therapist. Everybody gets a therapist.

I'm broke for Winfrey in this. I didn't know I was a toxic motherfucker. I didn't know I was a toxic. I thought I was a real nigger.

I didn't know I was a toxic. I just thought that was a crazy bitch. Because I don't have a lot of mental health words.

Women a day, they got all the motherfucking mental health words. They get it off a sociogram at TikTok.

You see you got all the words? They can't wait to use all their words. As soon as you say something, excuse me, respect my boundaries. Bitch, if you don't get out of my face. Don't gaslight me, respect my boundaries. I need time to heal. You're manipulative, I need time to heal. Don't gaslight me, you're a gaslighting me. You're a narcissist, you're a narcissist. This bitch was like, you're a narcissist. I said, bitch, I'm a Sagittarius. That's the success I know, bitch. Sagittarius, half horse, half man, bitch. December 6th. I Scorpio and Cancer, bitch.

Men don't know all those words, and when a man don't know a word, what he do? He just skip the subject. He like, you're a narcissist. They be like, narcissist. What the fuck is that? What do that round with? They get mad, well, I be whatever you want me to be, bitch. Just stay the fuck out my phone. Respect my boundaries. I remember when I first read the Webster dictionary of narcissists, after I read it, I said, Yep.

I felt like Taylor Swift, and I was like, It's me. Hi, I'm the problem, it's me.

I stare directly into the sun, but never in the mirror. It must be so exhausting. Always searching for the antihero. Bum, bum, bum, bum. Watch Donnell Rawlings, A New Day, only on Netflix.