DONKEY: Police Called on 3 Y/O Boy at Florida Game, Family Says He 'Had The Ball Too Long'

Charlamagne Tha God (0:30)

But now, in Donkey, today for Monday, October 26th, is going to the punk ass parents responsible for turning a three-year-old soccer game into a police matter in Winter Park, Florida. Now, what does your uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me, the craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, I need everybody to understand something before we proceed. We are talking about a three-year-old here, okay? A three-year-old, a little boy who probably still has accidents, okay? A little boy who was probably still potty training, and somehow this child ended up being escorted off a soccer field with his family by police. Why?

Let's go to Lauren LaRosa for the report, please.

Lauren LaRosa (1:10)

Oh, because he's good on the field. I'm sorry, I wasn't even fully listening to you.

But he was on the field, he was scoring, he was doing his thing, and the parents called the police, and his mom, Ms. Martegia Griffin, says that they weren't even sighted or anything. The police came, basically told them that the director called, and then they got walked off the field. Is that what I'm supposed to do?

Charlamagne Tha God (1:33)

Whatever, Lauren, I don't know how he brought you in here.

Lauren LaRosa (1:35)

I was texting the producers, I'm sorry. Shut up, just hush, just hush.

Charlamagne Tha God (1:38)

Nah, nah, nah, apparently, Nevada was out there busting those five-year-olds' ass. They said the young man's footwork is crazy. Okay, he's out there dribbling, which I didn't even know you could do in soccer. All right, scoring goals, running circles around kids two years older than him. So some of the punk ass opposing parents started complaining because their children couldn't get the ball away from him. We have some audio from the parents of Nevada, correct?

Jessica Moore (2:01)

They called the police on the three-year-old because he had the ball for too long and nobody else can get the ball. So they called the police on him.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:11)

But at the end of the day, so they're wanting you guys to head out.

Jessica Moore (2:14)

So the league office is going to reach out to you.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:16)

I'd give it about a week, okay? They don't reach out by then.

Lauren LaRosa (2:20)

Maybe try and reach out to them, just look them up online.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:23)

But you should be getting a refund.

Jessica Moore (2:24)

What's his name?

Lauren LaRosa (2:26)

I can't provide that information. I don't know.

Jessica Moore (2:28)

Yeah.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:29)

Now, we don't know the complete circumstances surrounding why police were called. Lauren, you talked to the mother, right?

Lauren LaRosa (2:34)

Yes.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:34)

And there was some discussion about whether live streaming the games contributed to the dispute?

Lauren LaRosa (2:41)

There was that, but she said to me that because she went up and walked up to a group of parents who were discussing her child and the fact that he got playing time, they called police saying that she was a disturbance.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:52)

Okay. But once again, we don't know the complete circumstances surrounding why police were called. But if these parents really complained because the three year old was too good at soccer, then it's really time for Christ to return. Okay. Jesus, I wouldn't come back easily if I was you. And I completely understand if you don't want to, but Lord, we need you. Okay. Listen, to all the kids out there that can hear my voice, don't you ever apologize for being better than someone. Okay. When did being better than somebody become something you have to apologize for? What kind of lesson are we teaching children with that nonsense? All right. If I'm watching my five-year-old get cooked by a three-year-old, I'm not calling the police.

I'm calling a soccer coach. Okay. If your son is out there getting sauteed, stir-fried by a three-year-old, don't hate the player. Hate the game. Hell, no need to hate at all. Just get your child better if they can. Okay. Instead of hating, talk to Nevada's parents and ask, you know, what drills do they have that young king doing? Okay. I'm trying to figure out why my five-year-old is getting crossed up by somebody who was just learning how to use the toilet. But what I'm not gonna do is complain because somebody else's child is more talented than mine. See, this is a problem with some parents in this generation. This whole participation trophy nonsense. You don't want your child to experience disappointment. Okay. You don't want your child to lose. You don't want your child to feel uncomfortable. But guess what? Disappointment is a part of life. Okay. Losing is a part of life. Being around people who are better than you at some things is a part of life. And if you don't teach your child how to deal with those realities when they're young, what do you think is going to happen when they get older?