DONKEY: Ex-Jets Coach Arrested After Driving Over Pedestrians’ Feet - Years After Foot Fetish Scandal

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You can say ass, that's a donkey. Called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard.

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Some donkey today just saw themselves. Hey Charlamagne, who you giving donkey of the day to?

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Damn, Jess. What, yo? I'll tell you later. Donkey of the Day for Thursday, November 12, goes to former NFL head coach and current ESPN analyst, Rex Ryan. Okay, there is no doubt in my mind that Earth is God's favorite reality show.

I believe that God does not regret giving us free will because humans are so hilarious. See, sometimes the story enters my algorithm that is so ridiculous, so absurd, so perfectly connected to somebody's past. Did I just say to myself, God, you really are the best Noah planner and comedy writer ever. Okay, see, Rex Ryan has been arrested in Nashville after allegedly running over two people's feet with his pickup truck. Why is this a story? Well, if you know anything about Rex Ryan, you know why feet is a primary subject in this story. Okay, back in 2010 when Rex was coaching the New York Jets, he found himself in the middle of a foot fetish controversy. I don't know why it was a controversy after video surfaced online that allegedly involved him and his wife. Now, I don't judge nobody's kinks. Okay, I listen to horrible decisions, salute to Mandy and Weezy, I don't kink shame. Okay, whatever two consenting adults do in their bedroom is their business, but we cannot ignore that Rex Ryan has a history with feet. Can we go down memory lane and talk about the history? Let's go to HLN for the report, please.

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Oh, okay. There's no car trouble or anything?

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Oh, you don't have to put your feet in. You can leave, man.

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It's the Rex Ryan foot fetish and from what it looks like right there, role playing scandal. deadspin.com posted six videos on its website, all showing the same woman who's a dead ringer for Rex Ryan's wife. Deadspin says it found the video on a foot fetish dating site. It was uploaded by someone with the username, I Have Pretty Feet and this person's online activity abruptly ended in 2009 Ironically, around the same time, Rex Ryan took the head coaching job with the New York Jets.

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Okay.

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Now it's all coming back to me. Well, apparently, Rex's foot fetish history has taken a very disturbing turn because according to Nashville police, two pedestrians were crossing the street with the walk signal when Rex allegedly turned his pickup truck and ran over both of their feet.

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Both of them.

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Okay. Let's go to ABC 2 News for the report, please.

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Rex Ryan surrendered this morning on six outstanding warrants. Police say that he struck two pedestrians with his pickup truck on Broadway before driving off. Now this happened around midnight last Thursday at 4th Avenue and Broadway. Police say the pedestrians were crossing the road with a walk sign when Ryan turned right, running over both victims' feet. The pedestrians say Ryan kept driving before stopping at a light, exiting his vehicle to argue with them, and then taking off again.

Ryan is facing six charges, including leaving the scene of an accident. And Ryan is well known to NFL fans. He's spent five years as the head coach of the Jets before coaching the Bills for two seasons. He's currently an analyst for ESPN.

A judicial commissioner set Ryan's bond at $6,000.

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Why would you run over four innocent feet just trying to make it across the street? Not to mention, how do you just aim for the feet in a pickup truck? That accuracy is impressive, but it gets worse. Okay, as you just heard, police say Rex kept driving, all right? The pedestrians caught up with him at a red light, and instead of checking on him, exchanging information, or even apologizing, he got out of the truck and argued with them. Okay, don't argue with me after you ran over my feet. How dare you, okay? What could you possibly be arguing about when my toe's not supposed to be there? All right, did I have the wrong shoes on? Where my arch is too high for you, Rex?