Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Riz** (1:06)
Hey! What's going on guys?
**Lern** (1:08)
Hello. Hello guys.
**Riz** (1:09)
Big day. Well listen, I after the show yesterday, I went home and I went to sleep and I just woke up. So what happened?
**Lern** (1:17)
Are you sitting down?
**Riz** (1:18)
What? Tell me what happened.
**Lern** (1:21)
You know what happened. You know.
**Riz** (1:24)
Oh, I know what happened.
We finally got a new riverboat down at the Mississippi. First one in 40 years. That's what we're talking about. Guys, let me tell you about the Becky Thatcher.
**Lern** (1:37)
No, no.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:38)
This is huge.
**Riz** (1:41)
You don't want to hear about the Becky Thatcher?
**Lern** (1:42)
Not really.
**Riz** (1:43)
I mean, for the first time in almost four decades, the St. Louis Riverfront is expanding its fleet.
The Becky Thatcher. Wow. Joining the longtime Tom Sawyer.
**Rafe** (1:56)
Mean, mean, right?
**Riz** (1:57)
No? Okay, that's not what we're talking about.
I did not kill Dolly Parton.
**Lern** (2:04)
I went back and listened to the tape.
**Riz** (2:07)
And?
**Lern** (2:08)
From Monday.
And out of all of us that were talking about her, you were the one who did say something about, I don't think things are going well for her. She's had to cancel some dates.
**Riz** (2:22)
She did, which is all true.
**Lern** (2:24)
Her husband has passed, and you were worried about her health.
**Riz** (2:28)
I was worried about her health.
**Lern** (2:29)
Right. And then I said, we need to stop talking about this.
**Riz** (2:33)
Well, how do you guys know I don't have an insider?
**Lern** (2:36)
We don't.
**Riz** (2:38)
You don't know who I know. I may have somebody on the on the inside over there at the Dolly Parton Nashville Hotel.
**Moon** (2:44)
Shame on you, then, for saying something. Shame on you.
**Lern** (2:47)
Yeah.
**Riz** (2:48)
Maybe I was just trying to trying to prepare you guys.
**Moon** (2:51)
You're going to get shamed here regardless.
**Riz** (2:53)
Maybe I was just trying to prepare you guys.
**Moon** (2:55)
This is a losing battle.
**Lern** (2:56)
Well, you know what? We were prepared because she had made that video statement like a month ago when she had to cancel some appearances. I got the video. I got the audio of that. This is August 14th.
**Riz** (3:04)
This is August 14th.
**Moon** (3:05)
Just a couple of weeks ago.
**Riz** (3:07)
Here's Dolly. Now, this is Dolly Parton appearing virtually at Dollywood. So she wasn't at Dollywood. She was appearing virtually at Dollywood. Now, I don't think anybody's seen her since she opened up that truck stop. I think back in June. Something like that.
Here's Dolly from August 14th.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:31)
All my friends, I've had a few little health issues, and sometimes I get a little dizzy, and I get dehydrated, and I'm dehydrated. So my national doctor has kind of clipped my wings, saying, you ain't traveling this week. So I guess if your doctor tells you, you ain't traveling this week, you ain't traveling this week.
But I like to keep all of you in the loop, like I said I would, on everything. So all is going well on the medical end of things, and I continue working away on all of our other projects, like the Songteller Hotel and the Life of Many Colors Museum here in Dallas.
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