Topics: Comedy
**SPEAKER_1** (0:06)
What's up, what's up, what's up?
**SPEAKER_2** (0:07)
What's up, what's up, what's up?
**Ethan Klein** (0:11)
Happy Tuesday, everybody. Welcome to After Dark, During the Day.
**Harley Davidson** (0:17)
Saturday night, After Dark, you know, we get crazy with it.
**Ethan Klein** (0:20)
Yeah, Saturday.
**Harley Davidson** (0:22)
People that see the VOD, they won't really think about it.
**SPEAKER_7** (0:24)
That's true.
**Harley Davidson** (0:25)
They go off on Saturdays, that's so cool.
**David** (0:27)
Yeah, they're gonna think it was.
**SPEAKER_7** (0:28)
Cool show.
**Ethan Klein** (0:29)
Because it is. It is Saturday, right, everyone? Saturday.
**Harley Davidson** (0:33)
You ever see that guy? He's like, he's like Saturday is for them. He's like, Saturday, Saturday. You ever see that guy?
**Ethan Klein** (0:39)
I don't think so.
**Harley Davidson** (0:40)
He's like, Saturday. He's trying to get him to say Saturday is for the boys. And he's like, Saturday, Saturday.
**SPEAKER_8** (0:46)
I don't think so.
**Ethan Klein** (0:47)
Try to find it. What else do we have to do?
Hi, everyone. Yes, I'm sober today. I'm sorry.
**Harley Davidson** (0:55)
Yeah, I'm on actual.
**Ethan Klein** (0:57)
Yeah, I'm on actual medication now. I'm on antibiotics for bronchitis. Me too.
You have bronchitis?
**Harley Davidson** (1:06)
No, I'm saying sober.
**Ethan Klein** (1:08)
You are not fucking sober.
**Harley Davidson** (1:09)
Oh, you are, though.
You are sitting on that lean, sitting on that lean, smoking on that perp. It's Guam. It's Guam.
**Ethan Klein** (1:19)
It's Guam. Guam. Guam. We're here. Hi, everyone.
We are here. Oh, someone asked if I'm keeping up with the Lindsay Clancy case. Not much, but I know that the jury is deadlocked right now.
**Harley Davidson** (1:35)
Did we talk about Lindsay Clancy on this?
**Ethan Klein** (1:37)
No, because there's too many dead kids involved that I didn't really want to.
**Harley Davidson** (1:42)
Maybe you said that too early in the stream.
**Ethan Klein** (1:45)
But Sochal is going crazy thinking her husband had a hand in it based on, I guess, what's been said in court. But it's all just crazy speculation. And we have more crazy speculation today about a spate of deaths, a spate of bodies showing up within days of each other on a little tropical island off the coast of South Korea. And it has just like totally exploded, and it'll be interesting to talk about.
**Harley Davidson** (2:19)
I know nothing of this.
**Ethan Klein** (2:21)
Yeah, it's for some reason, it keeps coming up on my feed, and it just keeps getting weirder. So I have dug up all of the details, and we will have a nice conversation about that, along with some goofs and some gaffs.
And I want to say just a schedule update for tomorrow. Well, not a schedule update, but we're going at our normal time tomorrow after the normal show. And Hutch will be here.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:50)
We're having Hutch come in.
**Ethan Klein** (2:51)
Shout out, Hutch, because we've got elections coming. So we're going to do a little chitty chat with Hutch about elections and the landscape of online activism and all that. So tune in for that.
**Harley Davidson** (3:08)
Huge Epstein special with Hutch.
**Ethan Klein** (3:10)
Yeah, three hours, Epstein seance is going down tomorrow. I did want to share this because we talked about Dejan Love yesterday on the show, which was such a crazy story. This fake 49er that was swindling a lot of girls. This is his mug shot.
Look at the fucking head on this guy. Tall head. That's like...
If this is four finger, he's like almost an eight. He's like almost an eight finger head.
**Harley Davidson** (3:48)
But I see on the right, he's got a move there. He's got that move with the band around his head.
**Ethan Klein** (3:54)
And not just like...
**Harley Davidson** (3:55)
He can't do like a Nike sweatband because that would just like cut it in half. And he'd have four finger top, four finger bottom.
**Ethan Klein** (4:02)
He'd have to bisect it. Yeah. Yeah.
**Harley Davidson** (4:04)
Yeah. So yeah, this is got a...
**Ethan Klein** (4:06)
He's got to cover it.
**Harley Davidson** (4:07)
Do you have any longer headbands, like taller ones? Something like this long.
**Ethan Klein** (4:13)
Yeah. Maybe that's why he did the NFL Drift all together. He's like, oh, the NFL guys wear those really wide headbands. I can cover that up. Oh yeah.
**Harley Davidson** (4:21)
He's like, if I do basketball...
**Ethan Klein** (4:24)
Won't work.
**Harley Davidson** (4:25)
He's like, yeah, I can't. And that's annoying. He's like, it's annoying because my shoulders are in a good place. So I had to do the jersey.
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