DMV Drama and King Scott's Baby Watch

**King Scott** (0:00)
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**Rizzuto** (1:01)
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Whoa!

**Rizzuto** (2:41)
Hello, everybody. Hi. It's Monday. It is the last day of August.
August 31st, 2026 and we are coming at you. That's right. It's one in, one out at The Rizz Show. That's right. Moons out, Lerns in.

**Lern** (2:54)
Tis the season.

**Rizzuto** (2:55)
We always have to have one designated survivor just in case somebody rolls a grenade in here.

**Lern** (2:59)
You never know.

**Rizzuto** (3:00)
The show could go on.

**Lern** (3:01)
Yeah, that's how we roll.

**Rizzuto** (3:02)
So this is Moon's turn to be out. He's in an undisclosed location.

**Lern** (3:06)
Yes, as we always are.

**Rafe Williams** (3:06)
Somewhere in the Baltic Sea.

**Rizzuto** (3:09)
He's somewhere in the Pacific. Literally.

**King Scott** (3:13)
Deep in the Pacific.

**Rizzuto** (3:14)
Deep in the Pacific somewhere, parts unknown. We're on Baby Watch officially.

**King Scott** (3:19)
Yes. Oh, it's exciting.

**Rafe Williams** (3:19)
So we're now at Baby Watch.

**Rizzuto** (3:21)
We are now one day past due.

**King Scott** (3:23)
Yep.

**Rizzuto** (3:24)
Scott's still, I'm waiting for the phone call.

**Lern** (3:26)
Do you have your ringer on?

**King Scott** (3:28)
Yes. Oh my God.

**Rafe Williams** (3:29)
Do we have our predictions still or is that, was that a Moon thing?

**Lern** (3:33)
Moon has them somewhere.

**King Scott** (3:34)
It's right here. And then I have backup prediction over there.

**Rizzuto** (3:36)
What was my prediction?

**King Scott** (3:38)
Let's get it pulled up here. We got.

**Rizzuto** (3:40)
Cause I'll probably be right.

**Rafe Williams** (3:44)
I think yours may have come and gone.

**King Scott** (3:45)
It might be today.

**Rizzuto** (3:47)
September 2nd. 9 a.m. All right, yeah.

**King Scott** (3:51)
Lern's out. I'm out. Oh, you're out.