Dexter Resurrection S2, You Can See Everything & Trailer Rankings : GV 720 Highlight

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

And we're back, we were just talking about it.

So there's a teaser for Dexter. It's not like, there's not much there. He's getting some goggles there. I do have what the press release showed, but obviously it's going to October 30th. He's getting his glasses fitting, everything looks good. So here's like a rundown of everything they put in this press release here. Come on, fucking scroll up. Oh my God, I fucking hate Twitter so much, man. I miss the old Twitter. Just even links are just fucking broken. Okay, here's the Dexter information. Set three years after Resurrection, season one, so there you go.

Harrison is 21 and a cop, so that's why they did the time jump.

Taylor (0:43)

Three years?

SPEAKER_1 (0:44)

Yeah.

Taylor (0:46)

Fuck.

Kirkland (0:47)

And a cop now.

Taylor (0:48)

And Batista is still coming back.

SPEAKER_1 (0:51)

Well, I think Batista will come back as a ghost.

Taylor (0:55)

He had to heal up.

SPEAKER_1 (0:56)

Yeah, he is confirmed to be back, but I think he's a ghost. Dexter is having a midlife crisis.

We got four serial killers in New York City.

Taylor (1:06)

Sorry, you said he's in a midlife crisis? So like his 10th midlife fucking crisis?

SPEAKER_1 (1:11)

He's been in a midlife crisis his whole life. It's just been a life crisis.

Taylor (1:15)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (1:16)

Yeah.

Dan Stevens is playing a killer called the Five Borough Killer, killing people in each borough in New York City to terrorize the city. Luna plays the Sleepy-Eyed Strangler.

Taylor (1:29)

The Sleepy-Eyed Strangler.

SPEAKER_1 (1:31)

I love this description. A man who breaks into people's homes, moving things slightly to haunt them before killing them.

So I was like, I'm just going to move this pencil. I'm like, fuck this pencil. Oh, man. Let's see. Kristen Ritter is back. It's Lady Vengeance. Big fan favorite here. Uma Thurma is back as Charlie.

Taylor (1:52)

Well, Ritter, she never died, right? They just figured out.

SPEAKER_1 (1:54)

She got arrested. No, she got arrested, remember?

Taylor (1:57)

But then apparently they killed her in jail, right?

SPEAKER_1 (2:00)

Oh, right. Yeah, just figured to death, right?

Kirkland (2:02)

Figured to death, yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (2:03)

Quinn is back.

So we got that going on. He's a full-time regular, so I guess we're going to do exactly what we do with Batista. And then Detective Wallace and Harris are tracking down.

Kirkland (2:13)

I can't imagine, actually.

SPEAKER_1 (2:14)

Yeah, I can.

Kirkland (2:15)

The exact same ending as Batista.

SPEAKER_1 (2:18)

I can imagine Quinn fighting it. Detective Wallace and Harrison are tracking down the New York Ripper while Dexter's doing the same. I got to show you guys a really awful photo, too, because, yeah, go ahead.

Taylor (2:28)

You said Detective Wallace and Harrison. So is that like detectives?

SPEAKER_1 (2:34)

Well, no, I think.

Taylor (2:35)

Three years he made the force?

SPEAKER_1 (2:37)

I think he's just a cop, and maybe he's like learning, you know?

Taylor (2:40)

Okay. I like that. I like that a lot.

Kirkland (2:43)

No, he's still a chief. Look at this photo.

Taylor (2:46)

Oh, they're holding hands.

SPEAKER_1 (2:48)

Yeah.

Taylor (2:49)

Rubber lips.

SPEAKER_1 (2:50)

With Uma Therma. Try this. Uma Therma, great actress. They completely waste her in Dexter Season 1, a resurrection. Nothing going on in this character. They're going to bring her back to be a fucking love interest for Dexter Michael C. Hall. Is the mom still alive?

Kirkland (3:03)

Uma Dexter is probably staying in this scene, too. He's probably dropping. You're not one of my students, are you?

SPEAKER_1 (3:09)

He does kind of get out going on. I bet her mom's dead now. It's been three years, so she has nothing else. She's going to fuck Dexter.

Taylor (3:16)

She's going to fuck Dexter.

SPEAKER_1 (3:17)

And she's a killer. He's a killer. They understand each other. They both kill. You know, she she's an assassin, so she's probably killed many of some people. Why wouldn't he kill her?

I'm going to go before you guys go. I'm going to go podcast, but no, I'll see. Everyone knows this. I don't need a rant about this. I love Dexter. One of my favorite shows all time. Terrible ending. We came back with new blood. Hell yeah. I'm on the side of history that they re-read all the wrongs. Most of the wrongs, I'll say. Great ending. Had some issues, but still, much better place as happily where it was.

Dexter Resurrection, what an announcement. Oh no. It's like this is the cash-in season. And that's just what it was, was a cash-in season. It's to me is probably the second war. It's in the bottom three, I'll say, for Dexter seasons, like of all the shows put together. And it really feels like, it really feels like a wrestler. And I think I've used this analogy before, when they're in their last year or two of their career, and they should have retired like three or four years before. And they're just there for the paycheck. They're trying and they can work a couple of the same spots, but they can't do it. All this sounds pretty awful. Like today I alluded, oh, midlife crisis. Dexter's always been in that crisis. Sure, there's some fun stuff you could do with him getting older. And I really hope that's not why he's like following Brian Cox. He's like, well, he's an older, silly killer and I gotta learn from him. Even though like, remember you learned from Trinity when he fucking murdered his wife and then he still tries to learn from killers? It's great, we're still doing that. Again, we are doing nothing we haven't done before. And what bugs the shit of me so much is he gets this book, all these serial killers. You could go anywhere in the show. You could go anywhere with this fucking show. Dexter, different cities, different locations. No, what do we got? We got four. And if you got Dexter, you got five. You got five active serial killers in New York City at the same time, just operating like the fucking Avengers, just going around, doing their shit, moving chairs around, killing people in different boroughs. This sounds awful. Now, granted, these reviews will be fun.