Deshaun Watson is Officially the Browns Starting Quarterback | Macrodosing - Aug. 25, 2026

**PFT Commenter** (0:00)
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**PFT Commenter** (0:09)
Get me in a room with him, give me five minutes. Careful.

**PFT Commenter** (0:12)
You're right.

**PFT Commenter** (0:12)
I probably get assaulted sexually.

**PFT Commenter** (0:15)
That's not funny. That was funny, though. That's not funny, but it's funny.

**PFT Commenter** (0:18)
I can't be in a room alone for five minutes to just absolutely pummel him because I get sexually assaulted.

**PFT Commenter** (0:27)
You want five minutes alone in a room with Deshaun to beat him. Is that what I'm hearing?
Back to Macrodosing. It's Nano-Dosing. It is Tuesday, it's August 25th, and Arian Foster is out for a birthday celebration.

**Arian Foster** (0:54)
Happy birthday.

**PFT Commenter** (0:54)
Happy birthday, Arian. Fellas, is it appropriate for a grown man to take a day off work for his birthday? 40th birthday.

**Arian Foster** (1:02)
No, but I think what he was doing is he was pre-planning for to be a little banged up from his surprise party last night.
So that's actually interesting. There was a surprise party for Arian last night that we would have gone to had we not had to go to Camp Barstool today. So, but he didn't know that, obviously. So was he planning on just like getting drunk? Yeah. Like just by himself? Like what was his plan?

**PFT Commenter** (1:32)
I think he probably was under the impression that he was going to go out for dinner or something.

**Arian Foster** (1:37)
I guess so.

**PFT Commenter** (1:37)
Have a few glasses of wine.

**Arian Foster** (1:38)
Would have had to show up at the restaurant. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense.

**PFT Commenter** (1:42)
Yep. But yeah, happy birthday to Arian. He is 40 I think the nice thing that we could do is to maybe edit his Wikipedia page, or edit the Wikipedia page for Fumbles.

**Arian Foster** (1:54)
I've never edited a Wikipedia page.

**PFT Commenter** (1:56)
Really?

**Arian Foster** (1:56)
Yeah.

**PFT Commenter** (1:57)
It's the first time for everything.

**Arian Foster** (1:58)
Well, you have to log in, right? You have to create an account. Yeah, I just never cared that much.

**PFT Commenter** (2:04)
Yeah. As of right now, now wait one minute here. We might have done it because I mentioned this on yesterday's part of my take. I'm on the Wikipedia page right now for Fumble.
There is no picture of Arian Foster fumbling the football anymore. We did it.

**Arian Foster** (2:26)
Wow.

**PFT Commenter** (2:27)
We did it, Joe.

**Arian Foster** (2:28)
It's Georgia and Virginia Tech from the 2006 Peach Bowl. Wow.

**PFT Commenter** (2:34)
That's amazing.

**Arian Foster** (2:36)
We got to have a better fumble than that on there.

**PFT Commenter** (2:38)
Listen, I'll take it. I'll take it. And you can put Arian right back on tomorrow. But for his 40th birthday, I think this is a very nice thing that people did.

**Arian Foster** (2:49)
That is nice.

**PFT Commenter** (2:50)
Wow.
We can, you know, all it takes is good people. That's all it takes.

**Arian Foster** (2:57)
But now, should we change his Wikipedia to the picture of the fumble that was on the fumble Wikipedia?

**PFT Commenter** (3:05)
That would be very funny, yes.

**Arian Foster** (3:09)
There's some of him at UT.

**PFT Commenter** (3:14)
That would be an old time move. But I am looking right now and confirmed it is no longer the picture. And it was last night when I checked it out.

**Arian Foster** (3:21)
Wow. So you did that.

**PFT Commenter** (3:23)
We did that.

**Arian Foster** (3:24)
Happy birthday, Arian.

**PFT Commenter** (3:25)
Happy birthday, Arian. What a great gift to give someone. Not to brag, not to like pound my own chest, but I feel like that's a pretty good present to give.

**Arian Foster** (3:31)
What do you get for someone who has everything? You know?

**PFT Commenter** (3:33)
Yeah. That's the one, really the one thing that Arian needed.

**Arian Foster** (3:37)
Couldn't buy it.

**PFT Commenter** (3:38)
I also said maybe we can take the fumble one down and then maybe we can have atheism. The picture be Arian. That would be funny actually if it was the picture of him fumbling.

**Arian Foster** (3:50)
Yeah.

**PFT Commenter** (3:50)
As the atheism Wikipedia page.
Let's see what the picture for atheism is. Oh, it's just the logo of atheism.

**Arian Foster** (3:57)
They have a logo?

**PFT Commenter** (3:58)
It is, it's infuriating.

**Arian Foster** (4:01)
Mine's, the picture's not showing up on mine.

**PFT Commenter** (4:05)
The logo for atheism is an arch where it looks like an atom swirling around.