Demo-Lition Derby

SPEAKER_1 (0:02)

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Heather Anne Campbell (3:00)

Guys, I don't know if you guys have figured this out about yourselves, but you know how like there's like demo modes on like TVs and stuff at Best Buy? Yeah. I found my demo mode. I found my demo mode. It's like a switch in my mouth and I, and I figured like I pressed it and I went straight into demo mode.

Nick Wiger (3:23)

What happens? I mean, can you?

Heather Anne Campbell (3:25)

Oh yeah, I'll do. Okay. All right. So, all right. I'm demoing my functions and oh my, oh no, I'm pissing.

SPEAKER_5 (3:35)

I'm pissing. I'm sorry.

Heather Anne Campbell (3:37)

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my God. I'm so humiliated. Okay. I'm demoing piss.

SPEAKER_5 (3:43)

Okay.

Heather Anne Campbell (3:43)

It's one of the things my body can do.

SPEAKER_5 (3:45)

I'm sorry guys. All of us can do that.

Matt Apodaca (3:47)

That's not a unique feature to you.

Heather Anne Campbell (3:50)

I'm shitting.

Matt Apodaca (3:51)

Oh Jesus Christ.

Heather Anne Campbell (3:53)

Turn it off.

Matt Apodaca (3:54)

Turn it off.

SPEAKER_5 (3:57)

I'm so humiliated. It's okay, Heather.

Heather Anne Campbell (4:03)

Why is it cycling through these things first?

Nick Wiger (4:05)

You don't need to feel bad. You don't need to feel embarrassed. We're your friends.

SPEAKER_5 (4:08)

These things happen. Put normal mode back on.

Heather Anne Campbell (4:13)

You're sneezing.

Matt Apodaca (4:14)

You're sort of doing all your bodily functions.

Heather Anne Campbell (4:18)

I'm demoing sneezing.

Matt Apodaca (4:19)

You got it. You have to turn this off.

Heather Anne Campbell (4:21)

All right. Hold on. I got to get my hand in my mouth. I can't keep my mouth open.

Okay. I'm just going to turn it off because, oh, I'm pissing again.

SPEAKER_5 (4:32)

Oh, it's a loop.

Heather Anne Campbell (4:34)

It's just like a loop of my demo.

Nick Wiger (4:36)

You know what?

I'm sorry this went so wrong for you, Heather. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Heather Anne Campbell (4:44)

I got to turn it off.

Matt Apodaca (4:45)

I need some napkins to wipe off the piss and shit.

Heather Anne Campbell (4:47)

I turned it off. I turned it off. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, guys. I was so excited to share that with you.