Deanne Smith: A Joke About Her Dog

**Deanne Smith** (0:05)
I am very much in love at the moment. I have this little chihuahua, she's the best. I love her so much, except that I feel like I'm letting my people down as a lesbian, as a lesbian. I shouldn't have this silly little purse dog. I should have like three rescue pit bulls.
Yes, and their names are Teagan, Sarah, and Flaxseed.
And instead of this silly little dog. By the way, I'm throwing a lot of stereotypes out at you. I just want you to know, if I did have pit bulls and I did have chickens, I would not kill chickens for my pit bulls. Absolutely not. My people are a non-violent people. I wouldn't do that. I would pick up the chickens, and then I would lull cuddle them into a consensual death.
It's more humane that way. I love my little dog so much, but she makes me think about myself in a new way, and I don't appreciate that. I like to think that I am like a young, cool, radical punk. But when I'm in my weatherproof jacket and I'm walking my little chihuahua and she's in her weatherproof jacket, I'm like, oh, I'm a middle-age white lady. Oh, my goodness. Oh, gosh. Better go drink some yogurt and misuse some emojis. Like, I know my place. Catch Deanne Smith in Comedians of the World, only on Netflix.