Deaf Frat Guy + Lemmy Kilmister (Carolla Classics)

**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
I sold my car in Carvana last night.

**Larry Miller** (0:02)
Well, that's cool.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:03)
No, you don't understand. It went perfectly.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:05)
Real offer, down to the penny. They're picking it up tomorrow.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:08)
Nothing went wrong.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:09)
So what's the problem?

**Adam Carolla** (0:10)
That is the problem.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:11)
Nothing in my life goes as smoothly. I'm waiting for the catch.

**Slim Jim Phantom** (0:14)
Maybe there's no catch.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:15)
That's exactly what a catch would want me to think.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:18)
Wow, you need to relax.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:19)
I need a knock on wood.

**Slim Jim Phantom** (0:20)
Do we have wood?

**Bryan Bishop** (0:21)
Is this table wood?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:22)
I think it's laminate.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:23)
OK, yeah, that's good. That's close enough.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (0:24)
Car selling without a catch.

**SPEAKER_9** (0:26)
Sell your car today on Carvana.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (0:29)
Click Up, these may apply.

**Giovanni** (0:47)
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fan selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you would like to hear any of the full episodes played today, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. There you'll gain access to the full archives of the Adam Carolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast Beat It Out. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us at classics.adamcarolla.com. Now we can play everything in this feed from The Adam Carolla Show, all almost 4200 episodes, original episodes. We can't play anything from The Loveline Days or from the KLSX Adam Carolla Show, which ran from January of 2006 through February of 2009, 715 episodes. So if we're writing in to request those clips, we can't play them. I have been restoring both of those archives for decades now. If you want to check out my work, patreon.com/giovanni.
Alright, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show, 1772, with the Def Rack Guy, Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop. This one's from 2016
DFG in the studio. Hell yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (1:50)
Good day, Gina Grad.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (1:51)
Good day to you.

**Adam Carolla** (1:51)
Handball Bryan.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (1:53)
Privileged buttholes.

**Bryan Bishop** (1:54)
That's what you missed, Gina.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (1:55)
I didn't miss it. In fact, I heard it. It was fantastic.

**Adam Carolla** (1:58)
How are you feeling?

**Lemmy Kilmister** (1:59)
So much better. So sorry.

**Adam Carolla** (2:01)
That's all right.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (2:02)
That's what knocked me on my ass.

**Adam Carolla** (2:04)
That's all right. Funny that you fell backward, usually. I figure if you just went out, you fell forward.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (2:13)
You're right. I was wrong.

**Adam Carolla** (2:15)
So you're back. At some point, we'll discuss your brother to the extent that you want to discuss your brother. Just because he's a moving pinball machine as I found him.
Lots of tats.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:29)
He seems like a chill dude.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (2:30)
He's a great guy. Very nice guy.

**Adam Carolla** (2:32)
Yes.

**Lemmy Kilmister** (2:33)
Big fan.

**Adam Carolla** (2:34)
I don't know how he got from where you were, you know, Kansas, humble Jews in Kansas to this.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:42)
Without getting caught on something.

**Adam Carolla** (2:43)
Because of all the peers he has.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:45)
Is that what you're saying?

**Adam Carolla** (2:46)
No, but I'm starting to put, I don't know. I mean, my theory is it's weird because I grew up in LA. So there was never any, I never had to break free of anything. You know what I mean? I didn't have to escape anything or there was no...

**SPEAKER_9** (3:02)
There was no where to go.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:03)
There's Manifest Destiny.

**Adam Carolla** (3:04)
Yeah, there's no footloose scenario in my life. There was no preacher that was telling me that for occasion was the dance of the devil and all that kind of stuff. I just sort of, I just grew up in the valley and sort of was told to go outside. And I just stay there. And I just did, but there was never any like, I'm gonna push up against, I'm gonna show this. I'm gonna break loose. I'm gonna get rid of my past or any of that stuff.
So, I don't, I can't connect to anything because of where I just grew up around nothing. And I don't, there's no place to escape to.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:35)
You were rebelling against a curtain.

**Adam Carolla** (3:36)
I literally lived my entire life. I've spent in a, if you, if you prox, if you just took the average distance that I lived from the houses I grew up in and my grandparents' house and my dad's house and then my mom's house and grandmother's second house and blah, blah, blah. My average, you know, first apartment was sort of down the street, then a rental house across the street, then rented a room up in Lowerwood Hills and at a certain point bought a house and up on Hollywoodland.