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Dead or Alive, Meat Snacks & Celebrity Shenanigans

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 22, 2026

The Rizzuto Show is rolling out a brand-new game called Dead or Alive, because apparently determining whether celebrities are still among us is now a legitimate path to winning Metallica tickets.

Speakers Jeff Burton, Rizzuto, Tony Patrico, Moon Valjean

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Jeff Burton (0:30)

The person who is responsible for the show is the person who is responsible for the show.

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Rizzuto (1:31)

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Got a new game we're gonna take out for a spin today. That's exciting. New game day.

Tony Patrico (2:37)

Wow. New game day.

Moon Valjean (2:39)

What is it called?

Rizzuto (2:44)

So we're not reinventing the wheel here, but you have a chance to win Metallica tickets. Like legit, legit Metallica.

Moon Valjean (2:51)

Kansas City.

Rizzuto (2:52)

Kansas City. Yeah. Breaking Ben Chabelle tickets for this Friday. We got tickets to go see Turnstile at Arsenal BG Ballpark in Sauget.

Moon Valjean (3:01)

I can't wait for that show.

Rizzuto (3:03)

I'm telling you, man, that ballpark, it's gorgeous.

Moon Valjean (3:06)

Yeah, it's going to be really cool.

Rizzuto (3:08)

It's a really cool place, not just to see a Grizzlies game, but just, I can't wait. I'm going.

Moon Valjean (3:14)

Are you going to go? I'm going. You're going to take off the next day?

Rizzuto (3:16)

I don't know. We'll see.

I'm going though.

Moon Valjean (3:20)

I'm excited to know what you think of Turnstile.

Rizzuto (3:23)

Okay. I'm excited. And I'm excited to see a show there.

Because being there at the Grizzlies game earlier this summer, I mean, just what a gorgeous place.

Moon Valjean (3:32)

Yeah. I'm not, to be honest with you, I don't care as much about the stadium as I do this show.

Rizzuto (3:37)

Like, Dice Bits. I do want to say that people are like, oh, it's in Sajae.

Moon Valjean (3:43)

It's not. It's not that part of Sajae.

Rizzuto (3:47)

What do you mean by that part?

Moon Valjean (3:48)

You know exactly what I mean.

SPEAKER_1 (3:49)

Oh, I don't.

Moon Valjean (3:50)

It's not the fun part of Sajae. It's the calm part of Sajae. Okay, there we go.

SPEAKER_1 (3:54)

That's the way to explain it.

Rizzuto (3:55)

There we go. Don't you have the drive to like a cornfield?

Jeff Burton (4:01)

Yeah, it's like the green part.

Moon Valjean (4:02)

Well, and that's the other thing. Ample parking, which I don't believe they're going to be charging for.

Don't quote me on that. But ample parking, safe. There's a gas station right there. It's going to be great.

Rizzuto (4:15)

Also, tickets if you choose to go see Rafe Williams performing October 2nd and 3rd at the Funny Bone Streets of St. Charles. That's you. That's me. Hey, speaking of giveaways, Scott, please open up the phones.

Another chance to win courtesy of The Tonight Show, starring Jimmy Fallon on NBC. So everyone, this week on The Rizz Show, we've got a $250 Amex gift card up for grabs. What the hell was that?

Tony Patrico (4:46)

That was a paper sack hitting my microphone. My apologies.

SPEAKER_6 (4:51)

That's a sound effect, man.

Rizzuto (4:52)

Oh my God.

Tony Patrico (4:53)

I couldn't have... I couldn't do that again on a million tries and how much that was like a foley sound effect.

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