David's Bachelor Party (Boys Only)!!! - H3 After Dark #89 artwork

David's Bachelor Party (Boys Only)!!! - H3 After Dark #89

H3 Podcast

August 13, 2026

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Speakers: Ethan Klein, David Dobrik, Tamara Dhia, Harley Morenstein, Golly, Galia Slayen, Dan Bilzerian

Topics: Comedy

**Ethan Klein** (0:00)
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**David Dobrik** (0:30)
Five, four, three, two.

**Ethan Klein** (0:37)
Yo, what up? What up? What up? There we go.

**Tamara Dhia** (0:39)
Boys night.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:41)
Boys night.

**Golly** (0:43)
And Golly is here.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:45)
And I swear, the craziest thing just happened for like the last, maybe, I don't know, was it 20, 25 or 30 minutes?
Something that I've, I actually had never experienced in any of my years of YouTube. And, um, and even Dan was there, Dan was there too. And I, we can't even tell you what, I swear I can't even tell you what happened, but it was insane and it was not David's fault. And that sounds like it was David's fault. But I swear, let's just say, let's just say we thought we were live and did a show for like 25 minutes.

**David Dobrik** (1:24)
We've been talking this whole time.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:27)
Like even Dan, even Dan was there talking.

**David Dobrik** (1:31)
Oh my God.

**Tamara Dhia** (1:32)
Wait, wait, wait, can they hear me?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:33)
Yeah, we wrote literally the first thing Harley says when they start, he goes, bro, we did it, David, we're live. I was like 20, 30 minutes ago.

**Galia Slayen** (1:43)
These dumbasses were live.

**David Dobrik** (1:46)
I swear to God, I go to YouTube, I go to YouTube studio, I click live the same fucking way I do every time. And I go back and it's just frozen that it didn't ever go live.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:56)
But we were doing a show. We were literally doing a show, and none of you were there.

**Dan Bilzerian** (2:04)
It was the best content ever, too.

**Galia Slayen** (2:05)
We made them join.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:09)
I didn't want to oversell it. I didn't want to oversell that part of it, because then it would honestly sound fictional. But yes, it was also fucking banger. And I can't believe we did it for nobody. We did it for Tamara on the speakers in the office and no one else.

**Galia Slayen** (2:26)
She was not listening.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:28)
She wasn't, so she can't even confirm that it was excellent content.

**Galia Slayen** (2:31)
Yeah, she was not listening. She was listening to the stream with us for 30 minutes. No, she wasn't.
She wasn't. Nobody was listening besides us. After dark.

**Dan Bilzerian** (2:41)
We were just conversing amongst ourselves. Oh, wait, Woofie. Woofie was listening.

**David Dobrik** (2:44)
Woofie was listening.

**Dan Bilzerian** (2:45)
Yeah, because we have the private feed for the mods, and he was listening in there. So we were doing a show for Woofie.

**David Dobrik** (2:51)
Yeah. Shout out, Woofie.

**Galia Slayen** (2:53)
Oh my God. That was so funny. Dan opened the chat, and it was all tomatoes.

**Dan Bilzerian** (2:59)
Yeah, I looked at them just like, they're spamming late. I've seen tomatoes. Are you guys even live? And turns out no.

**Ethan Klein** (3:05)
Yeah.

**David Dobrik** (3:06)
The scariest thing ever happened when Dan just quietly goes, David, and he walks over to me, and I'm like, what did I do?

**Golly** (3:13)
And we never went live.

**Ethan Klein** (3:18)
Is your heart beating right now, dude?

**David Dobrik** (3:20)
I'm full body sweating right now.

**Ethan Klein** (3:22)
I'm covered in sweat.

**Galia Slayen** (3:25)
Well, David, that was your wedding gift from us.

**Ethan Klein** (3:28)
Yay. Thank you, everyone.

**David Dobrik** (3:31)
Yeah. Today is my last day, and I don't think I'm coming back next week.

**Tamara Dhia** (3:38)
I didn't have headphones on, but I could hear, and they even did a whole bit where they were like, Dan, do you want to join Boys Night?

**Galia Slayen** (3:44)
And then we like brought him over.

**David Dobrik** (3:45)
We were talking about Warhammer.

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:46)
Yeah, they started asking me a question about Warhammer. I was getting all excited, talking about my special interest, books I've read.

**Tamara Dhia** (3:52)
A lot of conversation happened.

**Ethan Klein** (3:54)
It was sick.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:56)
We got a lot of Dan there, and I feel like we've been waiting for that on After Dark, and it was for Lost.

**Galia Slayen** (4:04)

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