David Spade: A Joke About Huggers
Netflix Is A Daily Joke
September 20, 2026
David Spade jokes about huggers in his Netflix special, "Nothing Personal".
Speakers David Spade
David Spade (1:00)
I'm not working anymore, I'm a hugger, and that's it? No questions asked?
That shouldn't work anymore for obvious reasons, and it definitely doesn't work with guys for probably 100 reasons. I mean, my uncle was like that? Come on, come here, I'm an ass grabber, get in here. Oh, give me that juicy ass. No, it's okay, I'm just an ass grabber. Don't be weird about it, no. I grab asses and I like it. No, we understand that part. I'm an old school guy. It's part of my charm. I'm a camel toe grazer, and that's what I do. Just a little bit on the knuckles. I don't even feel it. I have no nerve endings. You can't get mad.
Ask my family, I've been doing it forever.
I like to bump a biscuit now and then, and everyone's been cool with it. I don't want to change. Don't be so woke, come on. Watch David Spade, Nothing Personal. Only on Netflix.
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