David Makes Us Laugh… Or Else - H3 After Dark #86

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**David** (0:30)
Four, three, two.

**Ethan** (0:39)
Nobody panic. Do not panic.
Don't.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:44)
Shhh.

**Ethan** (0:47)
Where's Harley? He's coming. Harley's coming, but hello. Hi.
Hi, everyone. Harley's having a little technical difficulties.
Yeah. We're not sure what's going on, but it's something with his computer, and he thinks he's figured it out, so he will be here soon. Hi, David. How are you?

**David** (1:12)
I'm good. How are you doing?

**Ethan** (1:14)
Are you so nervous for today?

**David** (1:17)
I mean, yeah, I wasn't really made aware that I was going to actually get shot until very recently. I thought it was just, you know, we're finally getting to my reels, that I've been I've been pushed to the side for so long, and now it's become a challenge for me that I have to, you know, I have to bear. I need to make you guys laugh or I get punished for it. And that was never that was never the spirit of me sharing reels. It was supposed to be a fun thing, you know, lighthearted and.

**Ethan** (1:45)
Yes.

**David** (1:47)
Yeah, it wasn't meant to be a competition.

**Ethan** (1:49)
Well, when you kept bringing it up, it became more and more important that we get to it. And it kind of just snowballed from there from just like, okay, we'll start the show with David stuff. And then I was like, okay, what if he is punished if they don't make us laugh? And then I remembered the salt gun.
So, here's what's going to happen, y'all, whenever Harley gets here, hopefully soon. We are going to have David present his reels one by one. And Harley and I, like Roman emperors at the Colosseum, we'll give him a thumbs up or a thumbs down. And if he gets a thumbs down, someone in the office is going to shoot David with the assault rifle. Get it? The bug assault gun. So, shout out to that. Oh, my goodness.
What a wild evening it was last night. I was totally blindsided by that Perez Hilton thing. I don't know if you saw any of that, David, or you knew anything about it when it was happening?

**David** (3:10)
I mean, I saw it pop up when we were talking about it, and I morbidly curious, looked it up, and I saw like two seconds, and I was like, nope, nope, I'm done. Bye.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:19)
I know.

**Ethan** (3:20)
I was the same. Yeah, like Ethan said, I've just never ever seen anything like that. So I'm very, very glad that he is receiving treatment. And if you guys didn't already donate, donate to naminami.org.
That's the National Association for Mental Illness. And they do lots of programs and have chapters in every state, every a lot of the big counties as well. So there's that. Yes, we do have safety glasses for David. Okay, let's do let's do a couple of little things up top. First of all, do you know who Sarah Silverman is? I know you're a little baby boy, David.

**David** (4:02)
Jesus Christ. Yes, I know who Sarah Silverman is.

**Ethan** (4:06)
I don't know. I don't know what what lane you're in.
Okay, so Sarah Silverman.

**David** (4:12)
Do you remember me mentioning School of Rock as one of my favorite movies?

**Ethan** (4:16)
Is she in that?

**David** (4:17)
Of course she's in that. What are you talking about?

**Ethan** (4:19)
I haven't seen it.

**David** (4:20)
She's in it. Oh, my bro.

**Ethan** (4:24)
Nah, tonight, tonight, tonight. Let's send, let's send. Okay, okay, fine. Maybe.
Maybe. Maybe tomorrow, I have the day off. Well, the day off. I know I'm not doing a show tomorrow.
I love Jack Black, but I love tenacious D Jack Black. I have, like all of his tenacious D songs memorized. I don't think I've ever seen a full movie with him. I saw some of Nacho Libre because it's my brother's favorite movie. All right.

**David** (4:57)
This is a problem.