David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

**Adam Carolla** (0:01)
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**Bald Bryan** (0:33)
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**SPEAKER_3** (1:02)
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**Giovanni** (1:43)
Hello, Superfan Giovanni, this is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to access the archives of the ACS, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, and listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsadamcarolla.com. Note, we can only play material from the Adam Carolla Show. We could probably play some Adam and Drew Show as well, but they already do their Adam and Dr. Drew Show classics, so we don't really want to step on that.
Nobody ever asked for anything from Ace in the House. I could probably pull from Ace in the House as well. Let me know. In terms of Love Line and the Adam Carolla Show that aired on KalisX from 2006 to 2009, none of those clips can be played. I am remastering both of those shows. If you'd like more information, check out my Patreon, patreon.com/giovanni.
All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1055 with Matt Walsh, good Matt Walsh, David Alan Grier, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop from 2013, live on stage with Irvine Improv. Hope you guys enjoy.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:45)
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**SPEAKER_7** (2:52)
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**Giovanni** (2:56)
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**SPEAKER_6** (2:58)
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**Bald Bryan** (3:01)
The truth is ours.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:02)
It's just so beautiful.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:04)
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**Adam Carolla** (3:15)
The gentleman to my left is Alison Rosen on news and commentary.

**Alison Rosen** (3:20)
I love you, thank you.

**Adam Carolla** (3:22)
And of course, Paul Bryan on sound effects.
A couple of good things, a little something about motivation. Every morning when I'm asleep and my kids are going to school, my son comes up, gives me a nice kiss on the lips and says, yeah, no tongue, a little tongue, not much tongue. 40% now with 40% less tongue. And he gives me a kiss and he says, I love you, father. And he goes off to school. And then my daughter either doesn't show up to the bedroom or I feel a cold sting of an open palm on my forehead. She slaps me on the forehead and then laughs and goes to school. But today I got a kiss from my daughter before.

**SPEAKER_10** (4:13)
Oh, what's up on the lips?

**Adam Carolla** (4:15)
Here's what's up. The point system was implemented yesterday before the kiss. So, the whole deal is if you get five points, you get a dollar. So you get a point to go do this. You get a point to go do that. I was laying there confused. It was early in the morning.
I was a little uncomfortable. I wasn't sure what was going on. I couldn't figure out why my daughter gave me a kiss on the lips when she never gives me a kiss on the lips. And then I heard her going down the hall yelling, that's two points, mommy.