David Alan Grier + Andy Kindler (Carolla Classics)

**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:17)
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**Adam Carolla** (0:40)
So if your vacation rental isn't listed on booking.com, it could be invisible to millions of travelers searching the platform. Don't miss out on consistent bookings and global reach. Head over to booking.com and start your listing today. Get seen, get booked on booking.com.
Evening.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:56)
Buyers Remorse.

**Adam Carolla** (0:57)
Buy a new car?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:58)
I'll be moving in.

**David Alan Grier** (1:00)
Let's get started.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:01)
Sorry, I think there's been a mistake. I bought it from Carvana. You what?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:05)
Yeah, great price.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:06)
I even have seven days to love it or return it.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:08)
So there's no... No, no Buyers Remorse. More like Buyers Rejoice.
I guess I'll let myself out.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:16)
Congratulations. I mean it.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:18)
Buyers Rejoice.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:19)
Buy your car today on Carvana.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:21)
Limitations and exclusions may apply.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:22)
See our seven-day return policy at carvana.com.

**Giovanni** (1:39)
Welcome to Carolla Classics, I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni, this is the podcast where we put the best moments, highlights, and fans like the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you would like to access the complete archive of the Adam Carolla Show, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, and listen ad free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsatadamcarolla.com. Now on to the clips. Come up first today, we have Adam Carolla Show 906 This one's from 2012 It's a live show from the John Lovett's Comedy Club with Andy Kindler, Alison Rosen, and Bryan Bishop. I've gone back in and fixed the sound. It was quite rough, and now it's very listenable. Hope you guys enjoy this chunk of the episode.

**Adam Carolla** (2:21)
This is Alison Rosen hitting the stage, as you speak.

**Alison Rosen** (2:26)
You guys started the show while I was in the bathroom.

**Adam Carolla** (2:29)
Well, I didn't, but you know, once the music starts, it starts.
Oh, I want to talk about peeing as a woman for a second. Ball Bryan over here, and Andy Kindler over here. I'm back.

**Andy Kindler** (2:40)
For the first time, I'm back in the live podcast. I've never done anything live before.

**Adam Carolla** (2:45)
Harder to stop peeing as a woman midstream or as a dude midstream? Because I feel like I'm already at a 10 I don't think you can top me.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:55)
The difficulty, you mean?

**Adam Carolla** (2:56)
Yeah, the difficulty department, and all you freaks that do the Cagle's aside, and guys from the commercials where they drive around in the vintage Mustangs with the one black guy and the three old white guys. Harder to stop the stream for a woman or a man? I feel like it for a man.

**Alison Rosen** (3:16)
Yeah. It's actually pretty easy for me to stop the stream if I need to.

**Adam Carolla** (3:20)
Women? Show of labias?

**Andy Kindler** (3:25)
Do you have a going problem? I can't get that commercial out of my head.

**Adam Carolla** (3:28)
Yeah. I have a stopping problem, not a going problem.

**Andy Kindler** (3:32)
I can go anywhere.

**Adam Carolla** (3:32)
Well, these kids are too young.

**Andy Kindler** (3:33)
They don't know about...

**Adam Carolla** (3:34)
Oh, pretty soon.

**Andy Kindler** (3:35)
Once you hit a certain age, it takes you seven or eight hours to pee.

**Adam Carolla** (3:38)
Yeah.

**Andy Kindler** (3:40)
My friends I'm talking about.

**SPEAKER_17** (3:42)
Adam, harder to stop midstream or harder to get going once you've stopped?

**Adam Carolla** (3:47)
No, stop.

**SPEAKER_17** (3:48)
No, but that's hard too though. To get in going once you're like, oh, here we go again.