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Daryl Strawberry, College Town Battles & Insane Florida News

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 13, 2026

We start with a little baseball nostalgia and somehow ends with us debating whether a man would trade a live rattlesnake for chicken tenders—which, honestly, is a pretty accurate summary of the intellectual journey you’ve signed up for with this funny podcast.
Speakers: Moon, Rizz, Rafe

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
Mom, can you tell me a story?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:32)
Sure. Once upon a time, a mom needed a new car.

**Moon** (0:35)
Was she brave?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:36)
She was tired, mostly. But she went to carvana.com and found a great car at a great price. No secret treasure map required.

**Moon** (0:42)
Did she have to find a dragon?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:44)
Nope. She bought it 100% online. From her bed, actually.

**Moon** (0:47)
Was it scary?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:48)
Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be.

**Moon** (0:51)
Did the car have a sunroof?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:52)
It did, actually.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:53)
Okay. Good story.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:55)
Car buying you'll want to tell stories about. Buy Your Car Today on Caravana. Delivery fees may apply.

**Moon** (1:01)
Rizzuto.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:10)
The Rizzuto Show on 105.7 The Point.

**Rizz** (1:13)
Somebody just sent a video that Daryl Strawberry was in the stands last night.

**Moon** (1:16)
Oh, he said he was his own.

**Rizz** (1:18)
There's a video of him and Don shaking hands. Really? Two old teammates.

**Rafe** (1:24)
Man. If Daryl Strawberry would have just appeared out of nowhere, I don't know if he could have handled it.

**Moon** (1:31)
You met him before?

**Rizz** (1:32)
No.

**Moon** (1:32)
Oh, super cool.

**Rafe** (1:33)
Did they play Yankees together?

**Moon** (1:35)
St. Charles guy.

**Rafe** (1:36)
Strawberry was a huge met.

**Rizz** (1:37)
Strawberry was a met. He was also a Yankee for a while.

**Rafe** (1:40)
Where else did he play?

**Rizz** (1:43)
He bounced around.

**Rafe** (1:43)
He played out in New York for a while, right?

**Rizz** (1:45)
Yeah, but he's out in St. Charles now, I believe, right?

**Moon** (1:48)
Yeah, has been for a long time.

**Rizz** (1:50)
Got us, you know, I think he's got his life together.

**Moon** (1:55)
Yeah, I met him a few times.
I think I played at church or something. Yeah, yeah. Long ago, long ago. That he attends.

**Rafe** (2:02)
I'd love to meet him.

**Rizz** (2:04)
He's awesome. I know a lot of parents have packed up the college students and ready to drive Matt to school.
Or or this was this weekend or there's a little bit later than usual.

**Moon** (2:19)
They're all kind of heading back now because, you know, school is starting next week or the week after.

**Rizz** (2:23)
What do you think the best college town in America is? The best college town in America.

**Moon** (2:29)
So subjective unless you're just talking about like amenities and all because we've been visiting a lot.

**Rizz** (2:34)
Yeah, we're going down to Arkansas next weekend.

**Moon** (2:37)
That's nice. I've been trying to push her towards Arkansas. She's like, I don't want to be a pig. I was like, what? You're doing the mascot thing?
Now she's talking about a school that was like, no, I'm not going to go there. But I've heard that town is pretty good. It's down in Fayetteville, yeah?

**Rizz** (2:52)
Yeah.

**Moon** (2:52)
I mean, I've played Fayetteville a bunch. I liked Fayetteville.

**Rizz** (2:55)
I'm really trying to push the Arkansas thing.

**Moon** (2:58)
Dude, I'll tell you, Tuscaloosa is freaking sweet. Tuscaloosa was awesome when we went over there. Now she went over to, where's Indiana, Bloomington?

**Rizz** (3:07)
Indiana is Bloomington, yeah.

**Moon** (3:09)
She did not like Bloomington.

**Rafe** (3:10)
It's fine.

**Moon** (3:12)
She went down to Tulsa. We're going to go down to Alabama at some point. She went down to Norman. I'm telling you, you'll love Tuscaloosa. It is dope. It is super cool. Alabama, and the Alabama campus is a movie set. It is perfect.
Perfect, dude.

**Rizz** (3:26)
Well, we're going to hit the road next Friday to go down to Fayetteville.

**Moon** (3:30)
I think you'll enjoy it.

**Rizz** (3:31)
Me and the boy are going.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:32)
Me and the boy, huh?

**Moon** (3:33)
Everyone I know that went to Arkansas not only loved the school, they did love Fayetteville.

**Rizz** (3:38)
I'm excited. Again, I'm trying to push for that because it's 90% in-state.

**Moon** (3:42)
Well, Oklahoma kills it except for Norman apparently sucks.

**Rafe** (3:46)

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