Dangler Drama, Urine Trouble & Cigarette Mom Rock Revelations!

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**SPEAKER_2** (0:49)
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**Scott Rizzuto** (1:21)
Rizzuto. Have I fulfilled my requirement for my dangly earring?

**Moon** (1:30)
As of today, yes.

**Gator** (1:31)
I believe you have. You put it in Tuesday broadcast around this time, I believe. So it's seven, I believe.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:36)
Go ahead and take your uterus out. So it's been seven days.

**Moon** (1:38)
You're hysterectomy yourself.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:39)
I will tell you, it's been a conversation piece for the last week.

**Gator** (1:43)
How's it gone?

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:45)
My dangly Women's Anatomy earring.

**Ronnie** (1:49)
I mean, I know what it is, and even from here, and I'm the closest to you in the room, I would suspect that it was a nice little bee or a dragonfly.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:58)
It looks like maybe like a ram's horn, like a ram's head.

**Ronnie** (2:02)
Oh, okay, yeah, I can see that.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:04)
You know, with the two horns.

**Rafe** (2:05)
You like the rock's old tattoo?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:08)
Yeah. Oh, what is that? Oh, that's Women's Anatomy.

**Gator** (2:13)
To me, it looks like the center of the universe.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:15)
Women's Anatomy, huh? Okay, pervert. So I can now officially...

**Gator** (2:19)
Libidism.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:20)
So I can now officially...

**Gator** (2:21)
Are you ready?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:23)
I think I'm ready.

**Gator** (2:24)
Do we approve?

**Moon** (2:25)
Yeah.

**Gator** (2:26)
Do we approve?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:28)
I could put back in my regular dangler?

**Moon** (2:30)
Yep.

**Gator** (2:30)
Scott and Daniel Rizzuto, please remove your headset.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:33)
Okay.

**Ronnie** (2:33)
Only if you put that one on the right.

**Gator** (2:35)
King Scott, bring forth the dangler!
You have fulfilled your duties of representing feminism to the best of your ability and a $2,500 donation in the name of Ronald McDonald House If your wish has been fulfilled, you may put in your horn of masculinity. Let it dangle from your lobe as a second penis to the world. No laughing. Let them know.

**Ronnie** (3:21)
Or even hit a bat.

**Gator** (3:22)
You are indeed an Italian stallion here in 2026, year of the fire horse, year of the dangler. May your lobe forever be masculine again.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:43)
It's back in guys. Okay, good.

**Ronnie** (3:45)
Back to Lermont. You do look a lot angrier suddenly.

**Gator** (3:50)
Dude, they zoomed in on the cams when you put it in. That was almost IMAX, bro.

**Sam** (3:56)
That was so good.

**Moon** (3:57)
Christopher Nolan.

**Gator** (3:58)
It was very good. It felt very...

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:01)
Was that a bit dramatic?

**Gator** (4:02)
It felt theatrical.

**Ronnie** (4:03)
What are you going to do with the other one?

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:06)
It's going to go in the museum.

**Moon** (4:07)
Yeah, at his basement.

**Ronnie** (4:09)
Next to the wolf clock.

**Gator** (4:10)
What do you mean was that dramatic? That was just our normal...

**Ronnie** (4:13)
Oh, yeah, the normal, yeah.

**Gator** (4:14)
dangler insertion. We've done that before.

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:16)
The normal ceremony, yes.