Dana Gould + Alec Baldwin (Carolla Classics)

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Adam Carolla (2:12)

Good to see you, Dana Gould.

Dana Gould (2:13)

How are you, sir?

Adam Carolla (2:15)

I'm happy to see you. I'm excited about doing a little Hewl.

SPEAKER_3 (2:21)

Who?

Adam Carolla (2:24)

Well, Hewlhaus are at the Glass Recycling Place, which I'm excited about.

Dana Gould (2:29)

He didn't see the GL and the sign.

Andy Summers (2:33)

Ass Recycling.

Dana Gould (2:34)

They're going to come out shiny and new.

Huell Hauser (2:39)

I love driving through trees. A ceiling filled with baseball hats. Oh boy, here's the place to get socks. Get ready for an adventure.

SPEAKER_11 (2:49)

It's time to go digging for Hewls Jewels.

SPEAKER_12 (2:52)

Carolla's excited on the Adam Carolla Show.

Adam Carolla (2:55)

He will be missed, that big lovable Marine, Hewl Hauser, fixture here on television at SoCal for 30 years.

Andy Summers (3:04)

A childlike innocence.

SPEAKER_12 (3:06)

Plus, and I-

SPEAKER_13 (3:07)

The white panther. I think we can say that.

Adam Carolla (3:10)

I've found myself watching him and just marveling at his innocence and his excitement for everything.

SPEAKER_14 (3:16)

We should all have a little more of that.

Adam Carolla (3:17)

We should all be a little more like Hewl Hauser. And Dana shared my love of all things Hewl and does a spot on Hewl. So what he does is he goes out and he tours different factories and plants and things like that.

Dana Gould (3:33)

Quarries.

Adam Carolla (3:34)

Quarries. He's very excited about it.

Dana Gould (3:36)

Like Santa Ana, like an e-sports arena, Hewl specializes in going to places you didn't know were places. Businesses you did not know were businesses.

People who have jobs that you did not know were jobs.

Andy Summers (3:54)

Key plants and factories.

Dana Gould (3:56)

People that do things that you didn't know that, this is where they make the table that goes in your pizza that keeps the box from crushing your pizza.

SPEAKER_13 (4:05)

Like, yes, somebody makes those.

Andy Summers (4:07)

Right.

Dana Gould (4:07)

Yeah, I guess that's a job. Somebody has to make those little tables.

Adam Carolla (4:10)

Well, today he's going to a, Hewl's going to a glass recycling plant. So he's going to start by setting up the adventure. Is it in, it says Arcata, is it Arcadia?

SPEAKER_13 (4:22)

Arcadia.

Adam Carolla (4:23)

Arcadia.

SPEAKER_14 (4:23)

It's kind of like Humboldt County.

Andy Summers (4:24)

Again, cities you didn't know existed.