DAILY SHOW: Two Yellow Cards Have Been Issued | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

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Rizzuto (1:20)

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Rizzuto (1:26)

Little listener discretion is advised. It is Wednesday, and we are live. It is September the 23rd. Are we supposed to see some sun today?

Marybeth (1:56)

It was beautiful yesterday. The sun came out for like a split second.

Rizzuto (1:59)

I know. I think people are sad.

I haven't seen the sun in two days. I'm sad. It's getting to people, guys. It's getting to people. People are salty. We can't be having that.

Jeff Burton (2:12)

Already?

Rizzuto (2:13)

Already.

Jeff Burton (2:15)

Man, it's almost.

Rizzuto (2:16)

It's been two days.

Jeff Burton (2:17)

No pleasing people.

Rizzuto (2:18)

No, it's been two days.

Chris Kerber (2:20)

But also, don't you want fall to start this way where it feels like fall?

Rizzuto (2:23)

It does. It does feel a little like fall.

Jeff Burton (2:26)

I love it.

Rizzuto (2:28)

The doom and gloom.

Jeff Burton (2:29)

It would be nice to have some moderate temps, but.

Rizzuto (2:32)

Okay. And a little sunshine.

Jeff Burton (2:34)

All right. Yeah, whatever. Don't be 100 degrees. I'm cool.

Rizzuto (2:38)

Dude, I did something yesterday.

Jeff Burton (2:39)

I should be grateful for that.

Rizzuto (2:41)

I did something yesterday that I felt like it was illegal.

Marybeth (2:45)

Oh my gosh, what was it?

Rizzuto (2:46)

I renewed my plates online.

Marybeth (2:47)

Oh, wait.

Lern (2:48)

Amazing, right?

Marybeth (2:48)

I'm so jealous. Isn't it the most amazing technology that's ever existed?

Lern (2:53)

First time.

Moon Valjean (2:54)

It's the greatest thing that came to be just in time for Missouri to do this thing for EVs, where they make me go in every year and pay a fuel tax for a sticker.

Lern (3:03)

Oh, you've got to go in? I got to go in. You're not eligible?

King Scott (3:05)

I got to go in every year.

Moon Valjean (3:08)

I said, I can't I just do it like for two years or three years like you can do it from platin, like no, we need you to come in.

Rizzuto (3:13)

We need you to come in to drop that check off.

Marybeth (3:15)

This is interesting that we're talking about this scenario in a different thing. I was with a dermatologist the other day, and I have a prescription that I'm on Spirolactone for my hormonal acne. And I have to go in like every three months to like get the refill. And I finally was like, why do I have to do this? And finally now we'll be doing once a year to make sure that things are going well.

Rizzuto (3:35)

I've tried the online plate renewal before.

Moon Valjean (3:39)

QR code, right? It comes on a little card?

Marybeth (3:41)

Yes.

Rizzuto (3:41)

It comes on the card and you just go on to that website.

Marybeth (3:44)

And it's because you have a newer car and your emissions are all good and everything's perfect, right?

Rizzuto (3:48)

So it's my wife's car.

So a 2020 Toyota Highlander. And I've tried before and it's always like you're missing something, you need to come in.

Marybeth (3:56)

Yes.

Rizzuto (3:57)

So my wife went to get the emissions test yesterday. She came home, she goes, I got it done. I go, all right, let's see if this works.

Moon Valjean (4:03)

I thought we were getting rid of that.

Rizzuto (4:04)

No, it's still required.

Moon Valjean (4:07)

Okay.

Rizzuto (4:07)

There's been talk. We haven't pulled the trigger on that yet.

Marybeth (4:10)

Missouri's a mess.

Jeff Burton (4:11)

So how do you get the emissions test proven online to get your plates?

Rizzuto (4:15)

I guess once they put it in the system.

Jeff Burton (4:17)

Okay.

Rizzuto (4:18)

Once it's in the system, it's in the system. So she's like, I got it done. I go, okay.

I'm going to roll the dice here. Clickety clack.