DAILY SHOW: She Pooped Post-Row | The Rizzuto Show Podcast

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SPEAKER_2 (1:14)

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Lern (1:17)

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Rizz (1:19)

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Ver-ru-do?

Rafe (1:52)

You want it, but you won't, dude. I got Musinex Kickstart.

Musinex Kickstart.

Rizz (1:58)

Is that a new brand of Musinex?

Moon (2:00)

Probably.

Rafe (2:00)

I don't know, it was in one of them, like, two packs. It's got the nighttime, daytime. I got some Zycam, Shorten's Colds, Squirt It Up Your Nose gear. I've got Zycam.

Moon (2:09)

Oh, that's where you put it.

Rizz (2:10)

I've been putting it somewhere else.

Rafe (2:11)

Rapid Melch. Yeah, I did both just in case. I put it in a pee hole.

Lern (2:15)

Oh. You should put it in every orifice. What the thick of that?

Devon (2:18)

Yeah.

Rafe (2:19)

Listen, you don't think like I do.

Lern (2:20)

When you're in a pinch and you got things going on, just shove it up there.

Devon (2:24)

Oh, my God.

Lern (2:25)

Let it dissolve everywhere. Nose, mouth.

Rizz (2:28)

It's not a suppository.

Lern (2:29)

It's a sounder.

Rafe (2:30)

Like Moon said, Zycam, it's the sound of healing.

Rizz (2:33)

No.

Rafe (2:35)

Yeah, that's what that little thing, a hole, is for. You put it, you just dock it to your feels. No.

Rizz (2:40)

I've been using it wrong the whole time.

Rafe (2:42)

That's how you cure a UTI.

Rizz (2:44)

You know that.

Rafe (2:46)

I'm here for your Zycam Rapid Melts.

Rizz (2:49)

For your health tips.

Rafe (2:50)

Devon gave me a red packet of something called Hang Sam Wan.

Rizz (2:55)

Devon does Eastern Medicine.

Rafe (2:58)

I'm pretty sure it's Chinese-lead pain.

Rizz (3:00)

Next to the ginseng and the scroll of your horoscope.

Rafe (3:03)

And then of course, the secret weapon that only you and I know about to cure cold. I have two cheese-filled panino wraps of hard salami.

Rizz (3:13)

Not from Volpe, I see, huh?

Moon (3:15)

Oh, yes. Feta cold.

Lern (3:16)

The dynasty.

Rafe (3:17)

Feta cold. Starva fever. Hey, when Volpe needs...

Moon (3:21)

Volpe gets in the medicine game?

Rafe (3:23)

Volpe gets in the Rizzuto game. We'll talk.

Lern (3:27)

Volpe and Rizzuto.

Rizz (3:28)

Are you not feeling well, I'm assuming?

Rafe (3:30)

I think I have allergies. I got my allergy shots yesterday, but...

Lern (3:34)

Well, then where is the Benadryl, my friend?

Rafe (3:36)

I got a big...

Rizz (3:37)

Oh, Benadryl put you out.

Lern (3:38)

I know.

Rafe (3:39)

I can't go out. I just don't want to be... I am so busy, I cannot be sick right now. So at the very first tinge, last time I didn't do anything about it, my problem is my body fights it. So cold comes on slow for me and lasts long.

I'm always jealous when people get a cold and they're over it in like a minute and a half. And I'm like, I just either want to get it or I want to shorten it. It says shortens colds. I don't know if it's true or not.

Rizz (4:05)

I think you need a little Jewish penicillin. What's that?

Lern (4:07)

What is that?

Rizz (4:08)

Chicken soup.

Lern (4:09)

I love chicken soup, dude.

SPEAKER_7 (4:10)

Does that do anything?

Rizz (4:11)

It's called Jewish penicillin.

Rafe (4:13)

Does that do anything?

Devon (4:14)

I don't know.

Rafe (4:16)

Who calls it that?

SPEAKER_7 (4:17)

I don't know.

Rizz (4:17)

I got a big mug, so it's like an oversized mug.

And it says Jewish penicillin on it. And it's where you're supposed to put your soup so you can sip it.