DAILY SHOW: P Diddy Said No To Tommy Davidson | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

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All right, let's hit it.

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Little in listener discretion is advised.

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Verudo?

SPEAKER_4 (2:15)

Oh, man.

SPEAKER_3 (2:15)

Hey.

SPEAKER_4 (2:16)

Hey.

SPEAKER_3 (2:16)

Hey.

SPEAKER_6 (2:17)

What are you doing here?

SPEAKER_4 (2:19)

Hey, Rafe's here, but Moon's out.

SPEAKER_3 (2:21)

One in, one out.

SPEAKER_4 (2:22)

I think one out, that's fine. No, Moon is sick. And he, I tell you what, Moon at the end of the show yesterday, so around 9.15, 9.30, I look over, and Moon sits to my left.

And I'm watching, I'm watching him, I'm watching him steadily, like, the energy drain.

SPEAKER_3 (2:40)

The energy down.

SPEAKER_4 (2:42)

You know, he's the energy up guy, who's energy down. And he was going downhill quick.

SPEAKER_3 (2:48)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (2:49)

He's like, ah.

SPEAKER_3 (2:51)

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_4 (2:52)

I'm not feeling great. I go, dude, I'm sitting three feet away from you.

SPEAKER_3 (2:55)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (2:56)

I'm like, get the hell out of here.

SPEAKER_3 (2:57)

Get the hell out of here.

SPEAKER_6 (2:58)

Keep that out of my life right now.

SPEAKER_3 (2:59)

Anytime any of us are sick, it's like, go home, leave.

SPEAKER_4 (3:02)

Listen, this is the new, this will be the new directive. I don't need heroes. We don't need heroes.

If you're sick, like, Scott's got a newborn at home.

SPEAKER_3 (3:11)

Right. That baby don't have all our germs here.

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I got a 21-year-old dog.

SPEAKER_3 (3:15)

Right.

SPEAKER_4 (3:15)

You got a 21-year-old dog.

SPEAKER_3 (3:17)

A dog on hospice.

SPEAKER_6 (3:18)

It catches a cold.

SPEAKER_3 (3:19)

I just don't want to deal with it.

SPEAKER_7 (3:21)

We're all busy.

SPEAKER_3 (3:22)

I'm on a very strict schedule every damn day. I can't, like, if I get sick, I have to call two cities and get three different people to do my crap.

SPEAKER_4 (3:32)

We're all busy.

SPEAKER_3 (3:33)

We're all busy.

SPEAKER_4 (3:34)

Well, got stuff going on. So he didn't go to the Air Force Base yesterday.

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No.

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For the special broadcast.

SPEAKER_3 (3:41)

Can you imagine if he would have infected the troops?

SPEAKER_4 (3:43)

I know. Could have lost the war.

SPEAKER_8 (3:44)

The airmen?

SPEAKER_3 (3:45)

Yep.

SPEAKER_4 (3:45)

Would have lost the war.

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Right. We don't have time for this. The United States of America don't have time for this.

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No.

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So thank you for staying home, Moon.

SPEAKER_4 (3:53)

Well, he wanted to come in.

SPEAKER_3 (3:55)

I know.

It's like, no, no, no. Just shut up. Just stay home.

SPEAKER_4 (4:01)

I told him, man. No. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_3 (4:04)

We're not getting norovirus.

SPEAKER_9 (4:06)

I think we goofed up. We should have had him come in and we all stay home just so we don't get sick.

SPEAKER_4 (4:10)

Man.

SPEAKER_3 (4:11)

I know. Do you feel okay? Did you Lysol that area?

SPEAKER_9 (4:14)

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_3 (4:15)

I forgot. I'll get you a wipe.

SPEAKER_4 (4:16)

I took every vitamin I had in my house yesterday.

SPEAKER_8 (4:18)

Same.

SPEAKER_4 (4:20)

Just in case. Need to boost my immune system.

SPEAKER_8 (4:23)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (4:23)

Vitamin D, vitamin K, vitamin A, vitamin C, all the vitamins.

SPEAKER_3 (4:28)

Good.

SPEAKER_4 (4:29)

The alphabet of vitamins. Got them all.

That's what I did. Drank some tea.

SPEAKER_3 (4:34)

Good.

SPEAKER_4 (4:36)

Yeah, so the new directive is, if you're sick, don't come in, please.