DAILY SHOW: Joe Hendry Gets Teleported On The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

Moon (0:00)

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Riz (0:30)

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Joe Hendry (1:30)

This is Joe Hendry here and you are listening to The Rizzuto Show. Happy birthday, Riz.

Riz (1:49)

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Lern (1:52)

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Riz (1:54)

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Lern (2:37)

Welcome to The Turnstile Fever.

Riz (2:39)

I'm excited.

Lern (2:40)

Are you having turnstile fever?

Riz (2:43)

I mean, it's more like I feel like something coming on.

Lern (2:45)

Yeah.

Riz (2:46)

Like a little something like, oh, I may, there's a fever coming on. It'll be full fever maybe Wednesday afternoon.

Lern (2:52)

I don't know. The SNL performances got me jacked.

Riz (2:55)

Didn't see anything.

Lern (2:56)

OK, great. You're going in blind.

Riz (2:58)

Going in blind. That's right. I was looking at the Pick'em Challenge results from yesterday.

Lern (3:05)

Oh, no.

Riz (3:05)

You guys all look?

Lern (3:06)

No, I looked yesterday, but it wasn't updated.

Riz (3:08)

You guys know the standings?

Lern (3:10)

No. Tell me right now.

Riz (3:12)

Well, I will tell you that King Scott and I are safe.

Lern (3:15)

Oh, God.

Riz (3:16)

And it comes down to the three years.

Lern (3:18)

Really?

Riz (3:19)

Yeah.

Lern (3:20)

Dude, that Chiefs game yesterday against the Raiders, because I almost picked the Raiders, but I picked the Chiefs to be in solidarity with.

Riz (3:26)

What did you crack there, Rafe?

Lern (3:27)

My husband.

Riz (3:28)

Keystone Ice. OK, good. Is that a problem?

Lern (3:32)

Yeah.

Riz (3:33)

Well, y'all got nine wins.

Lern (3:36)

Tight.

Riz (3:37)

So Scott and I have 11 wins. You all have nine.

And tonight's game is the Saints and the Falcons. Now, do you know who you picked? Why don't you go, take a look?

Lern (3:50)

I think I took the Saints. I had AI pick all my picks this week.

Riz (3:53)

Go, let's take a look.

Moon (3:55)

Oh, boy. I had the Falcons.

Riz (3:56)

You got the Falcons.

Moon (3:58)

Saints are favored and Saints are at home, but I had the Falcons.

Riz (4:01)

They're a point and a half and it's basically that's just because they're home. So it's a coin flip.

Lern (4:06)

Yeah. I picked whoever was at home.

Riz (4:08)

Okay. So you got the Saints then. You've got the Falcons.

Moon (4:11)

Penning Jr. Yeah.

Riz (4:13)

The Falcons. Rafe?

Rafe (4:14)

I believe I took the Saints at home.

Moon (4:18)

I got the Falcons by three.

Riz (4:19)

Oh, man.

Rafe (4:20)

Yes. Oh, I have it the other way.

Riz (4:22)

Oh, very exciting. It's going to be bad for me.

Rafe (4:24)

27, 24 in New Orleans.

Riz (4:25)

Very exciting. It was a fun sports weekend. I'll tell you what, Mizzou kicking Florida's ass.

That was nice because he basically paid for my evening on Saturday. That's right. Took Mizzou. Well, my brother-in-law, it was his birthday on Saturday. And, you know, his kids go to Florida. So he was in New York City, found a bar that is for Florida Gators fans in New York City. So we went there and he kept texting me all hateful messages about Missouri.

It was very anti-Missouri in that bar on that Saturday afternoon. So I said, all right, shall we make this interesting? So went on to, you know, one of the gambling apps and, you know, placed a hefty wager. He bet Florida. I bet Mizzou. Mizzou hits, kicks Florida's ass, pays for the entire evening on Saturday.