DAILY SHOW: I'd Let Him Sas My Squatch | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

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All right, let's hit it.

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Little listener discretion is advised. Hello, everybody.

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Howdy.

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It's Monday. It is October the 19th, and we are live coming at you. What was that mashup that we start with?

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It was Daft Punk, Something About Us with Michael McDonald, I keep forgetting.

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I know that was Daft Punk.

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It was Daft Punk.

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I didn't know that.

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Oh.

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Are they not a thing anymore?

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No, they were tired, and I really need them to come back to the sphere for like a weekend.

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A rumor there's something coming out with them.

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I wish.

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I heard they were gonna get together one more time.

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One more time.

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Hello!

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Very good.

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See you, Rafe.

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All right.

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Goodbye, everybody.

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See you guys next Monday.

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One in, one out. Moon out today. He'll be back tomorrow. Rafe Williams back from his Michigan jaunt.

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You look like Michigan.

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You do.

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I'm wearing a wig.

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Wearing a mullet wig today.

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I am.

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You're blonde.

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As part of last week's NFL Pick'em Punishment.

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You know, you have a... Let me give you a compliment to start the show.

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It looks good.

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You can pull off different hair tones. Like, not everybody can pull off, like... Because he had this lash wig on last week, and he had black, curly, crazy hair, and now we have this blonde mullet, and you look gorgeous.

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It looks normal.

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It looks fine.

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It does.

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You look like you could rock anything.

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It actually makes more sense than...

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I have meetings later today with a huge potential client.

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Oh, good.

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Wear that. Well, the rule is I have to wear it in the building, so...

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What time's that meeting at?

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Get that money. Noon.

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Yeah.

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What is the category of...

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Strip club.

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Oh, you're fine, then.

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He'll be all right.

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Daycare.

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Daycare.

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Yes! You're fine.

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You're fine.

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I'll do very good.

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Michigan with the Sklar Brothers, you went up on Thursday afternoon. How were the shows?

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Shows were excellent, man.

Excellent. Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, first time at the club. They already asked me, you come back in headline.

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Oh, good for you. Well, Sklar Brothers are...

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These guys are good to me, man.

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You know, our creve corps zone.

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Yeah.

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St. Louis' own Sklar Brothers. We love them.

Both Randy and Jason asked you to come up, open up their shows. I guess, do their kids go to Michigan, University of Michigan?

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Two of Randy's kids are at Michigan, his daughters.

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Okay.

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Are at Michigan. One is a senior, one is a junior.

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Are they both alum?

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They're both alum.

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Okay. I know there's a connection. The boys went there. There's like a deep connection.

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And then his, Jason's son was taken as a senior, and was taking his SATs and wanted to go somewhere else, but I think he had like, over the weekend, he was telling me, he's like, Oh, the son doesn't want to go to Michigan? Yeah, but I think it's happening.