DAILY SHOW: I Come From Nutwood | The Rizzuto Show Podcast

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Moon Valjean (1:53)

All right, let's hit it.

Rizzuto (1:55)

Little in listener discretion is advised. Verudo.

Hey, all right, guys. It's Thursday. It's Thursday. This week it's moving hella slow.

Lern (2:21)

Dude, last week was also slow, and that was like a shortened week. And then I knew this week was gonna be brutal. Every day is taking forever.

Rizzuto (2:29)

It's the heat.

Lern (2:30)

You think?

Rizzuto (2:31)

Yeah, I think so.

Lern (2:31)

We get a break next week from it, thank God.

But I'm done. My neighbor, Greg, I'm like out on my porch last night, like saying good night to Mr. Gray, like before I start the process, like getting ready for bed, whatnot. And I'm out there with Mr. Gray, just having cuddle time. And my neighbor comes out and he's like, like nobody's, it's tarps off in Ellisville, dude. Like I didn't have, I had a sports bra on, Greg's shirtless. Like everybody down my street is like either in a sports bra or just bare chested. And we're yelling at each other from across.

Rizzuto (3:03)

And he was shirtless?

Lern (3:04)

Talking about this damn heat. Yeah, we're like, we're sick of it.

Rizzuto (3:06)

Have you ever done yard work shirtless in the front of your house?

Moon Valjean (3:12)

Possibly.

Yeah, possibly. Not frequently, but back in the day.

Rizzuto (3:16)

Backyard, yes.

Lern (3:17)

Tim is always shirtless doing the yard work.

Moon Valjean (3:19)

Front yard?

Lern (3:20)

Oh yeah. Get it out. Yes.

Thirst trap.

Rizzuto (3:24)

Yeah.

Devon (3:24)

Rafe? Back in the day.

Rizzuto (3:25)

Homeowner? Front yard?

Rizzuto (3:27)

Tarps off?

Rafe (3:29)

Yeah, it's my yard.

Lern (3:30)

That's right.

Rafe (3:31)

I saw a dude at Songs for Soldiers last weekend, several people comment on this man's body positivity and confidence. It was so hot. This guy was like, tarps off? Barely, barely bottom tarps on.

Like jean shorts, chain wallet, crack kills, but dancing his ass off. I mean, he looked like he's about to deliver twins. He was-

Rizzuto (3:55)

I love that.

Rafe (3:56)

That's my people. That's my body style. It was an uncle body all the way and he was rocking it, dude.

Rizzuto (4:01)

I feel like if I was doing yard work with my shirt off in front of the house, property values would be lower.

Lern (4:07)

Oh man.

Moon Valjean (4:09)

That might be against some bylaws.

Rizzuto (4:11)

I think it's against the HOA.

Lern (4:12)

But we were talking last night, my neighbor and I, and again, shouting from across the road, because neither one of us want to actually go to each other's yard because it's just not the moment. But we're talking about getting our Halloween decor out.

I'm like, Greg, it's too hot. He's like, I know, but the kids need this.

Rizzuto (4:28)

Do the kids need it?

Rizzuto (4:29)

He's like, I want to go all out.

Lern (4:31)

It's September 16th, 17th.

Rizzuto (4:34)

You wait till October 1st.

Lern (4:39)

The minute it gets cool, pumpkins are out.

Moon Valjean (4:41)

Yeah, you know how much money has been spent on this stuff?

Rizzuto (4:44)

You gotta give them more than four weeks.

Rizzuto (4:45)

Let me see those pumpkins. Yeah, I've never, you know, I just, I don't have the confidence, honestly.

Devon (4:51)

I don't have the confidence to do yard work.