DAILY SHOW: Hit A Tire And Ride The Bull | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

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The Rizzuto Show, Rewinds.

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I guess Tommy Davidson on his way. Ladies and gentlemen, Tommy Davidson.

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I'm much better looking.

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We're not.

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Nobody's related here.

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You guys got nothing to do with those weird kids. But we're all, you know what though?

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We're all brothers.

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Yes, yes we are. We're all brothers. But this thing here, you know, the eyes are different, but this is interchangeable. What, the beer? The beard?

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The mustache?

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The triangle? The beard and the nose. You could just like, you take that and you take that and it'll still be the same. Pull the microphone up close so we could hear.

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There was a female in here that we've all worked with for years. We haven't seen her in a while and she came with a mask on. We had no idea who she was until she took her mask off.

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Really?

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Yeah, honest to God.

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Yeah, now you have to identify people through their eyes.

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Yeah, yeah. And you got to smile at, like, at the, we're on. Yeah, we're on.

You got to smile at the grocery store with your eyes in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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When you have your mask on, and you're taking a picture with somebody, you smile still? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you do.

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That's where the smile with the eyes comes in. You know, the eyes do the smile, you know, you can tell you're not smiling if you're kind of, like, you know, with the mask, like...

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What I'm trying to do is figure out how to smile with my eyes and not my mouth. You haven't figured that out yet? No, I can't do it.

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He's never actually had a genuine smile.

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Yeah, we're only about six months into this whole thing, so you still got some time.

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We've figured out something you can't do, finally.

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I appreciate your fashion compliment because I noticed last time that you were in the building, the show was off, so we weren't able to have you in studio, but I was in the studio and I noticed you in the kitchen. And the first thing I said was, wow, that guy's really well dressed. The last time you were there, I was like, man.

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Thanks for dressing up.

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Mr. Davidson is a show master.

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We've had comedians come in here, and it's quite early.

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He got his own thing.

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Like Moon over there?

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I do? Yeah, you got your own thing going on.

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You got your little scarf and your jacket.

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A little bit of salt and pepper.

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You do have your own thing.

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Well, we have a lot of comedians come in who basically put sweatpants on and just rolled out of bed. And they go, it's too early.

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Yeah, but those are like fashion. Those are fashion. Yeah, those are nice. Not really. These are the Chinese connection ones.

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You don't have to tell anybody that, though, right?

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Outside! You are put together.

This outfit you have on is put together. I could smell you. You smell terrific.

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Pample mousse.

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That's the first time that Rizz has ever had a comedian come in here where he said, I could smell you.

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You can smell him. He smells terrific. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's pample mousse.

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Pample mousse. All right, I'll look that up.

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What is that?

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What is pample mousse?

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It's a grapefruit-like cream thing. Uh-huh. You just love... I got my...

You know, people spend this, like, thousands and thousands of dollars on colognes and stuff. I just take a bunch of lotions and juice combo. And just put them all over your body.

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It's a cheaper way to go.

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You do smell terrific, I just want to say. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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That's probably the nicest thing somebody's gonna say to you today. You smell terrific.

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Thank you.

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Thanks for coming in and smelling nice.

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