DAILY SHOW: His Name Is Probably Seth | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

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All right, let's hit it.

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Little in listener discretion is advised.

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I want to have them now, but it isn't my first.

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I won $100.

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Because I bet that it would go over four minutes.

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Did it? It was long.

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It wasn't four minutes. Oh, we got to time that, damn.

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Each day, we should do a different one. Different pool, don't let him know.

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Yeah, I'll try to, somebody got to time that out.

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How much was that?

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Set a baseline.

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There's no amount of time that's too much for America.

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Well, somebody asked, when did Dracula become an American?

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How dare you?

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Yeah, that was the National Anthem of Transylvania.

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How dare you? That was the National Anthem of...

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That was actually Pavarotti.

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Oh, that was very good.

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And no lyrics in front of this man.

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No, I mean, he went right for it. And I asked if you wanted a backing track, and you said no.

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Nope.

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You said, nay, I will do it.

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I will do the punishment. Acapella. So today, I might switch it up throughout the, I got to do it four times.

I figured I'd go do it Rock-a-Pella one time, and then we'll see how the rest of the days go.

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So we got, we're off tomorrow. We'll do Friday, Monday, Tuesday.

And then punishment served. Well done, Rafe. Thank you. One down, hash marks, hash mark, hashed. How's everybody doing? It's Wednesday. Going to be nice, huh? Yeah. Going to be a nice day. We're going to Turnstile over at the Mono League ballpark out there in Sauget.

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I've had to calm myself down. I've been on a real high, I can't wait, oh my God. And my expectations are real high.

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You've been waiting for this for so long.

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I know, dude. And get there early.

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I hope expectations are met.

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Me too. I hope they're exceeded. Die Spitz opens it up.

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I don't know who that is.

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They're like a four or five pack of women from Texas who are so kick-ass, hardcore band, saw them at Off-Broadway earlier this year, killed it. Do not sleep on these women. Get there early.

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Seven o'clock is when things go down.

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And turnstile goes on around nine?

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Guess so.

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Okay. It'll be fun.

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It's going to be great. Oh, we're off tomorrow. I got a couple of pals coming to town staying with me for the show.

It's exciting.

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I think I got to go to one of those stretching places tomorrow. Anybody been? Great. I accidentally signed up for one of these stretch places.

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Oh, really?

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I was wondering if you were going to talk about that. You have been grilling us.

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Yeah. Let's not say you signed up, because that's not what happened yesterday.

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I found out what happened. Okay. So I got a text message from a gentleman at a stretching facility.

It said, you know, I'm just going to read it to you. It said, let me get it. Hey, it's Bo from-

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What's up? It's Bo.

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Welcome to the family.

I'm here to help if you like to book or have any questions. You can also ask to chat with staff at any time, and one of our team members will be right back with you. Okay? And I'm thinking, oh, spam.

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What's up?

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It's Bo.

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I'm thinking about your IT band right now.

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It said, hi, Scott. It's Bo.

Okay. And I'm thinking, all right, one of those spam messages.

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Or Rafe's dog got a phone.

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Or, yeah, is your dog working at one of those stretch places?

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You were lobbing accusations yesterday.

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Okay, yes. Because then, then...

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Bo, by the way, B-O.

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B-O. B-O.

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Seems like the greatest name for a bot. Like, if there was a bot and he needed a name, you just drop the T and here we are, hey, it's Bo. I'd love to have you in our group session today.