DAILY SHOW: Happy Birthday Rafe Grills And Frills | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

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Tony the Tiger. King Scott in another room to my right, and there he is, the birthday boy. Happy birthday boy. Back, the birthday boy.

Rafe (2:34)

Some people take their day off, yeah. Most people take their day off, you know, their birthday off. This guy comes in to work like a true hero.

Lern (2:40)

He's an adult, you don't take your day off for your birthday.

Rafe (2:42)

That's right.

Rafe (2:43)

Go ahead and do it.

Lern (2:44)

You come in and you work.

Rafe (2:46)

You work, you get to work.

Lern (2:48)

The American way, you get to work.

Rafe (2:49)

That's right. The rat race is my gift.

Lern (2:54)

Um, so when exactly were you born? What are you doing? Are you rubbing the microphone? Yeah. It's been a while.

Rafe (3:00)

I wanted to make you upset.

Lern (3:02)

So when exactly were you born?

Rafe (3:04)

I was born on a Saturday night, according to my madre, mi madre. She could tell you exactly.

Lern (3:11)

Evening, morning, are you actually 48 yet, or you got a couple hours?

Rafe (3:15)

I think I got time. I was born on a Saturday night. My mom said she knew I was going to be a problem because I was late, a couple of days late. She's like, you held out for the weekend, and then you waited, and you came on a Saturday night.

Lern (3:31)

Now, you're a witch, Lern.

Rafe (3:33)

Okay.

Lern (3:33)

Does the day you're born mean something?

Rafe (3:36)

It does, and the time, it's all part of your chart.

Rafe (3:39)

Yeah.

Lern (3:39)

Well, like so far, I think I was born on a Thursday.

Rafe (3:41)

Yeah.

Lern (3:42)

What does that mean?

Scott (3:44)

You know exactly what it means.

Lern (3:45)

No, tell me. Tell me what it means.

Scott (3:48)

Kumajin-like tendencies at an early age.

Exhausted all the time. Thursdays are rough. I was born on a Friday. I didn't find that out till like last year, I think, if I finally looked it up. Because, you know, history is available to look up. I thought, I don't know what day I was born. How am I supposed to know? And then it turns out you can look up your dates.

Lern (4:09)

Yeah, you can.

Scott (4:10)

Yeah. You can.

Lern (4:11)

Yes, I was born on a Thursday.

Scott (4:12)

And you were born on a Saturday. 78, yeah.

Lern (4:16)

78

Scott (4:16)

Yeah, 78

Lern (4:17)

So what are these? I mean, Scott, what day of the week were you born on?

SPEAKER_9 (4:21)

I think it was, I believe it was like a Friday or Saturday as well. I'll find out from my mom. Yeah.

Lern (4:25)

You could look it up.

Look it up. You know what day you were born on?

Scott (4:30)

April 30, 1981

Lern (4:32)

Don't get your mom involved.

Scott (4:33)

That was a Thursday.

Lern (4:35)

You were born, hey. Oh, as you were saying, yeah.

Scott (4:36)

He's a Thursday boy.

Rafe (4:38)

Thursday boy.

Lern (4:40)

Thursday boy. I'm also Thursday. Thursday girl, and you were on a?

Scott (4:43)

Friday.

Lern (4:43)

Ah, Friday.

Rafe (4:44)

The two entertainers of the show, born on a weekend.

Lern (4:47)

I believe we're all entertainers.