DAILY SHOW: Do It Bitch: Melissa Takes Over The Rizzuto Show | The Rizzuto Show Podcast

Rizzuto (0:00)

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Moon Valjean (1:01)

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Lern (2:18)

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Moon Valjean (2:20)

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Little in listener discretion is advised.

I'm awake, yeah. Oh, you're awake. Oh, nice. Thanks for being awake today. Appreciate that. Man, today's the day. Been waiting for this day a long time. It's been on the calendar for quite a while. Yes. And the woman sitting in front of me paid $5,000.

Devon (3:13)

Donated?

Moon Valjean (3:14)

Donated. You're right.

Rizzuto (3:17)

Yeah, didn't hate you.

Moon Valjean (3:18)

Paid me, went to RizzKids directly. Donated $5,000 to the Ronald McDonald House Charities of St. Louis, and today is her birthday.

Lern (3:27)

Happy birthday.

Moon Valjean (3:28)

Ladies and gentlemen, Melissa joins us.

Hi, Melissa. Hello. First time here? Don't be nervous.

Rizzuto (3:38)

I'm not nervous. This is new.

Melissa (3:39)

This is your first time? I'm good.

Rizzuto (3:42)

It's just us. I know.

Moon Valjean (3:43)

It's just us and thousands of people listening. It's fine.

Melissa (3:46)

Yeah, it's okay. I told everybody to watch and listen.

Lern (3:49)

So how underwhelming was it coming in here? Like, were you like expecting something to be happening like us to be doing like pushups before the show or?

Melissa (3:57)

No.

Lern (3:58)

Yelling at each other before the show or?

Melissa (4:00)

Nope.

Moon Valjean (4:01)

Is this exactly how you pictured the studio?

Melissa (4:04)

Pretty much.

Moon Valjean (4:05)

It's smaller, right? Smaller than what you'd imagine? Because you're like sandwiched in between Rafe and Lern.

Rizzuto (4:11)

Yeah, you're in a Rafe and Lern family.

Moon Valjean (4:12)

Yeah, you guys are pretty close to each other.

Rafe (4:15)

Welcome.

Moon Valjean (4:16)

Rafe could reach out and punch you.

Rizzuto (4:17)

If he wanted to. If he wanted to. I won't do that.

Moon Valjean (4:21)

If he wanted to. Well, thank you for donating. $5,000 is very generous for you.

Melissa (4:26)

Yes.

Moon Valjean (4:27)

And I hope you get your money's worth.

Melissa (4:29)

Yeah, I'm sure I will.

Lern (4:30)

Is there anything that you want to do on the show today that's like you've always, like you want to eat like a gross jelly bean every hour or like, you know, what do you want to do?