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Moon Valjean (2:26)

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Another week begins. Let's get through it together.

Lern (2:52)

Okay.

Moon Valjean (2:52)

Shall we? Yeah. That's going to be fun. Yeah.

It's going to be a good week.

Lern (2:58)

It's going to be.

Moon Valjean (2:58)

I'm going into it. Very optimistic.

Tony Patrico (3:01)

It's going to be a great week, dude.

Lern (3:04)

What's your optimism from?

Moon Valjean (3:06)

I don't know.

Just my demeanor. You know me.

Lern (3:09)

You got a great demeanor.

Moon Valjean (3:11)

I'm always a glass half full guy. Always. Always. Always.

Rafe out, Moon in. So one in, one out.

SPEAKER_5 (3:20)

One in, one out.

Moon Valjean (3:22)

Moon feeling better?

Moon (3:23)

I feel much better than I did on Thursday. I still feel strange.

Moon Valjean (3:28)

Honestly, if you would have come in Friday, I would have killed you.

SPEAKER_8 (3:30)

Yeah, I would have killed you.

Moon (3:31)

I was trying. I don't lie. That was the first sick day I think I've taken in.

Moon Valjean (3:35)

Thanks for being a hero, but you didn't need to be.

Moon (3:37)

A number of years, but yeah, it was a good idea because, so it was my stepdaughter had it first. She had it two weeks ago and it was like this. What are we talking about? I don't know. It's got to be some sort of virus or something.

Moon Valjean (3:48)

I mean, what kind of symptoms are we talking? Diarrhea? We're talking?

Moon (3:51)

I didn't have that. I don't know if she did, but she just was like down.

Moon Valjean (3:56)

Was it loose? Let me, and I had loose stool.

SPEAKER_11 (3:59)

Bloody eyes. Yeah, what was the stool doing?

Scott (4:01)

For me, it was the bloody eyes.

Moon (4:02)

Normal stool, although a lot of it, I guess.

Lern (4:06)

You'll clear out a dividus.

SPEAKER_11 (4:08)

Yeah, yeah. Diverticulitis.

Moon (4:10)

It was fatigue, probably a small fever, although I never checked mine, but I think she did have a fever. And just absolutely just dead. Like, you know, that one of them viruses just takes it away.

Moon Valjean (4:21)

Well, you started going down on Thursday, and, you know, we're going out to the Air Force Base. And we're at 930 Thursday morning. Man, I'm just...

You did the whole... You're breathing...

Moon (4:36)

I was psyching myself out.

Moon Valjean (4:38)

I feel good.

Moon (4:38)

I was psyching myself out since Wednesday. So, Mallory got it after the daughter did, and she was down... Mallory's never sick. And when she is, it's like, oh, I don't feel well. She's got the sniffles and whatever. And 24 hours, she's fine. She was sick for a week. Like, couldn't do anything for a week. So, you know, and we're... We really do...