DAILY SHOW: David Lee Roth Is Guano Crazy | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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SPEAKER_2 (0:30)

Hello out there, gentlemen and ladies and folks and beautiful babies. It's your backroom lounge crooner, Rafe Dean, here with America's national anthem. Whoa, say, can you see? By the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hail At the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars Oh, yeah, through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Oh yes, it's so gallantly streaming. And the block gets...

Yeah, that the flag was still there.

SPEAKER_3 (1:25)

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (1:27)

Little male tour made this morning.

SPEAKER_4 (1:30)

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Lern Elwell (1:33)

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Scott Rizzuto (1:42)

Little listener discretion is advised.

SPEAKER_3 (1:49)

Verudo.

Scott Rizzuto (2:01)

Rafe, the first review from your latest National Anthem rendition in, Uh-oh. Can Rafe do the National Anthem every morning, please? I'm loving it.

SPEAKER_3 (2:09)

All right.

SPEAKER_4 (2:09)

That's from Lisa.

Scott Rizzuto (2:11)

Thanks.

SPEAKER_2 (2:11)

Lisa, you're killing me.

Scott Rizzuto (2:13)

And that's the only one I'm going to read because I don't want to bum you out.

SPEAKER_3 (2:17)

I'm kidding.

Scott Rizzuto (2:18)

I'm kidding. People love it. Great.

Hell yeah. Way to start my morning off, Rafe. That's from Lindsay. The Cheeks love it.

SPEAKER_4 (2:26)

Thank you, ladies.

Rafe Williams (2:27)

Hey, I'm telling you, Rafe Dean, the crooner.

Scott Rizzuto (2:29)

Watch out. Cheeks dig it.

Rafe Williams (2:31)

He's been working the lounge at the Holiday Inn for a long time.

Scott Rizzuto (2:35)

We got two more days of this.

Rafe Williams (2:37)

Two more.

Scott Rizzuto (2:38)

Brian writes, that was badass, Rafe.

Rafe Williams (2:41)

Thanks, Brian.

Lern Elwell (2:44)

Killed it. I was in the bathroom and I purposefully stayed in there to have an outside experience.

Scott Rizzuto (2:49)

Yeah. How did it sound?

Lern Elwell (2:50)

It sounded like damn recorded thing that we played.

Scott Rizzuto (2:53)

Moon was snapping.

Rafe Williams (2:54)

It was great.

I was tapping. Felt good.

Scott Rizzuto (2:58)

Yeah, you were tapping. I was just like...

Rafe Williams (3:00)

I channeled...

Scott Rizzuto (3:01)

My hands were under my chin just looking at you.

Rafe Williams (3:03)

I channeled the ghost of William Hubbard, the old lounge singer.

Scott Rizzuto (3:10)

Old Bill Hubbard. Bill Hubbard, yeah.

Rafe Williams (3:12)

Billy Hubbard. He lives in this building.

Scott Rizzuto (3:14)

Hey, man, we got a big show today. The Wienermobile is coming by.

King Scott (3:17)

Yeah, big Wiener show. The Wienermobile is going to be here.

Rafe Williams (3:21)

I just remembered that when you turned the mics on and got hyped.

King Scott (3:24)

This is a big deal.

Rafe Williams (3:27)

I was so focused on the anthem, I forgot about the Wienermobile.

Lern Elwell (3:29)

I told my friends, Kristi and Sean, who came in town for the Turnstile show on Wednesday, that the Wienermobile was going to be here Friday. They're like, can we come by the radio? And I said, yes. The Wiener is for everyone.

Scott Rizzuto (3:39)

Yeah, of course. The Wienermobile is for everybody.

SPEAKER_9 (3:41)

We were talking details about an hour ago, because we were trying to figure out, because they said something about it's just under 30 feet.

Lern Elwell (3:47)

Yeah, 27 feet.

SPEAKER_9 (3:48)

I was like, wait a second, is that like a door? Can I get in the Wiener?

Scott Rizzuto (3:52)

Can you climb in the actual hot dog?

SPEAKER_9 (3:55)

Right, or is it just a hot dog on the chassis of a truck?

Scott Rizzuto (4:00)

No, no.

Rafe Williams (4:02)

I've been near the Wienermobile.

Lern Elwell (4:03)

I saw it on Wednesday.

Rafe Williams (4:04)

Never been in it, but I've been near it.

SPEAKER_9 (4:06)

But you can be in it?

Scott Rizzuto (4:07)

Yeah, you can be in it. You can get in the tube.

Rafe Williams (4:09)

It looks like a submarine, dude. It's got a bunch of...

Lern Elwell (4:12)

We saw it on 255 Going to the Turnstile show, the Wienermobile was going to Missouri across the JB. Bridge.

So it's been making the rounds.

Scott Rizzuto (4:21)

It's going to be here, and all your questions will be answered. All your Wienermobile questions will be answered.

Lern Elwell (4:26)

May we straddle?

Rafe Williams (4:27)

I can't wait, dude.

SPEAKER_9 (4:28)

Yeah, that's cool. Scott goes... I think that's where they sleep, because they hire the two people.

King Scott (4:33)

Well, no, there's like an inner small bed. I thought there was a bed. I hope so. We're going to ask them. Relax.