DAILY SHOW: Children Are The New Cigarette | The Rizzuto Comedy Podcast

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Lern (1:53)

Okay, great.

Rizzuto (1:54)

Why, what's happening?

Lern (1:56)

What's happening? What's happening? Nothing's happening, I'm just, I'm prepared for the weekend. I got a lot to do.

I'm wanting to get to it. Let's go.

Rizzuto (2:04)

I get in my car this morning. All right, man, it's Thursday. Tomorrow's Friday. And then I thought, ah, crap, Glory Hole challenge tomorrow.

Lern (2:11)

Glory Hole Friday.

Rizzuto (2:12)

So.

Lern (2:14)

You nervous? You've never done it before.

Rizzuto (2:16)

I know, I am kind of nervous. Yes, I am.

Tomorrow, face in the Glory Hole.

Lern (2:22)

Are you going to taste things with like your mouth? Are you going to let them just hit your face a lot?

Rizzuto (2:26)

I'm supposed to use all my senses.

Lern (2:28)

Okay. And you will only have your taste.

Rizzuto (2:30)

Well, except for my, you know, no sight, no sound.

Lern (2:33)

So smell and taste are on the table for senses.

Rizzuto (2:37)

Yeah.

Rafe (2:38)

And feel, face feel.

Lern (2:39)

And face feel. But you know, I mean, think about it, like, ever touch something with your face? Like, if you don't know what the hell that is, you're going to have to get this stuff in your mouth.

Rizzuto (2:48)

Okay, well, let's calm down. That's what she said. Also tomorrow, Nathan and Emily from The Double Secret Lives of Suburban Wives making their return to the show. I guess the season's over.

Lern (3:01)

Oh, no.

Rizzuto (3:02)

And there was some controversy, and Nathan fought people. It was a whole thing.

Lern (3:06)

Hey, while you were watching it...

Rizzuto (3:07)

So we'll wrap it up with them tomorrow.

Lern (3:08)

Whenever they would get on screen, you're like, I know them. That's so cool.

Rizzuto (3:13)

I know.

Lern (3:13)

Yeah. I didn't finish the season, to be honest with you.

And I'm going to talk to them about it.

Rizzuto (3:18)

Well, don't let them know.

Lern (3:19)

What?

Rizzuto (3:19)

Don't tell them that.

Lern (3:20)

I want to talk to them about it. I want to ask some actual technical questions about the flow of things.

Because I was talking to a couple of listeners that were like, who on the show is still watching the show? And we were kind of going back and forth, like, why we stopped. Because it kind of slowed down a little bit, like in the middle.

Rizzuto (3:38)

It did.

Lern (3:39)

So I want to talk about, like, why is that? Is that purposeful? Maybe they have some intel.

Rizzuto (3:43)

Listen, I think they just felt... Like, for these reality shows, they just film a whole bunch of crap. And then they edit it up to make it...

Rafe (3:51)

Whatever it can be.

Rizzuto (3:52)

Whatever it could be.

Rafe (3:55)

I've seen a lot of... I haven't... I've seen a lot of memes that have not been friendly to...

Rizzuto (4:01)

To the show?

Rafe (4:02)

Not to the show specifically, but to one person, the teacher.

Rizzuto (4:07)

Oh, Brianna?

Rafe (4:08)

Brianna has not been getting good. I don't know if she is... Is she a meme girl on the show?

Lern (4:13)

Apparently.

Rafe (4:14)

I've seen a lot of memes with her in a Be Kind t-shirt and be like, the irony of this person having this shirt.

Rizzuto (4:21)

Well, even Nathan and Emily said she was like the bully.

Rafe (4:23)

That's... Yeah, that seems to be...

And granted, I'm just basing this completely off of memes in my algorithm. I have not seen the show.

Rizzuto (4:33)

And listen, we all know, believe everything. Believe all memes.

Rafe (4:36)

I'm just...

No, it just seems like that is the... That's the only thing... Usually, if a reality show is interesting, there'll be... Like, I saw a lot of Love Island memes. I didn't understand them, but it'd be like, Uh-oh, this is a total Jonathan Carey search. You know, it's like... People that watch the show, like, get it. It's the same thing, like, with Matthew McConaughey smoking cigarettes. Like, if a show's popular, there's usually some touchpoint memes that come out. And the only one I've seen, maybe it's just not in my algo, is Brianna in a Be Kind T-shirt, where people are like, please.