DAILY SHOW: A Human Mop And A Jacuzzi Man Hang | THE RIZZUTO SHOW COMEDY PODCAST

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Lern (1:11)

Hey, yo.

Scott Rizzuto (1:14)

Hello, everybody.

Lern (1:15)

Yo.

Scott Rizzuto (1:16)

Hello, man.

Lern (1:17)

What's up?

Scott Rizzuto (1:17)

My name is Rizz. I just want to introduce myself and the whole crew, okay?

I was off yesterday, and just in case.

SPEAKER_5 (1:26)

My name is Rizz and I'm a 311 holic.

Scott Rizzuto (1:29)

That's Rafe, that is Moon over there.

Former St. Louis Blue, Cam Janssen joins us today. How you guys doing? Devin. Hi, Devin.

Lern (1:39)

Hello. Devin's in.

Scott Rizzuto (1:41)

Big Friday show. Yeah. Yeah, I took yesterday off, and I love the name of the podcast, Rizz Can't Hang After Concerts.

Moon Valjean (1:48)

That was the name of the podcast?

Scott Rizzuto (1:49)

It was the one that came across my feed.

Cam Janssen (1:51)

It was one of the hourly.

Lern (1:52)

Oh, it was an hourly?

Cam Janssen (1:53)

Oh, I ain't got nothing to do with that.

SPEAKER_8 (1:54)

But you can't.

Lern (1:56)

No, I can't.

Moon Valjean (1:56)

Did you listen to it? I mean, someone must have said that, and I assure you, it wasn't me.

Scott Rizzuto (2:01)

It probably was you.

Lern (2:02)

It was not me. Who said I can't hang after concerts?

Cam Janssen (2:04)

Possibly Lern. I think. I don't want to tell on him.

Scott Rizzuto (2:07)

She is correct. Yeah, it wasn't me. No, I went to 311 on Wednesday.

I wanted to not clock watch.

SPEAKER_8 (2:15)

No doubt, dude.

Scott Rizzuto (2:17)

I got... Okay, so show ended at 11 That was way past my bedtime. Let me tell you what's great about The Factory. I parked perfectly.

I had a perfect park at The Factory, where I was at the exit, facing out.

SPEAKER_8 (2:33)

Oh, yeah. That's a nice place.

Scott Rizzuto (2:36)

It's a great place. It's a great place. And show ended at 11.05. I was home 11.25.

Moon Valjean (2:42)

Wow. Oh, must be nice.

Scott Rizzuto (2:44)

Yes.

SPEAKER_8 (2:45)

Did you go to Austinford? Which way do you go?

Scott Rizzuto (2:48)

I went down.

SPEAKER_8 (2:49)

109?

Scott Rizzuto (2:50)

No. Yeah, I went down 40 And then got off at Long.

Moon Valjean (2:54)

This is how the other side lives.

SPEAKER_8 (2:56)

Yeah.

Scott Rizzuto (2:56)

What do you mean?

Moon Valjean (2:57)

As my father would say.

SPEAKER_8 (2:59)

The West. Out in the West.

Moon Valjean (3:01)

It's how the other side lives.

Scott Rizzuto (3:02)

Well, I had always said if they open up a place close to me, I'll go all the time. It's my third time going.

Moon Valjean (3:06)

Oh, third.

SPEAKER_8 (3:07)

Yeah, third time.

Moon Valjean (3:08)

Five years or whatever it is.

SPEAKER_8 (3:09)

How were they?

Scott Rizzuto (3:10)

They were great.

They didn't play everything I wanted to hear, but that's fine. I had a good time.

Moon Valjean (3:14)

What did you miss out on?

Scott Rizzuto (3:16)

Feel So Good, didn't play that.

My favorite 311 song. Okay. Wow, man. My wife was disappointed.

SPEAKER_8 (3:23)

She write an email.

Scott Rizzuto (3:24)

Because Nick Hexum didn't take his shirt off.

SPEAKER_8 (3:27)

Oh, yeah.

Scott Rizzuto (3:28)

I think there were a lot of disappointed ladies in that crowd.

SPEAKER_8 (3:31)

Does he still look good?

Scott Rizzuto (3:32)

He looks great. Man.

SPEAKER_8 (3:34)

Good for him.

Scott Rizzuto (3:36)

He kept taking layers off, and I saw every chick like lean forward in their chair or like...

Lern (3:43)

Really start paying attention.

SPEAKER_8 (3:44)

What a good feeling.

Scott Rizzuto (3:45)

And he had like four tank tops on. He just took off one tank top, and there was another one underneath.